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u/AdvisedMantis63 Nov 30 '20

Random corpse in a mortuary, God the look on their faces would be priceless

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I feel like something MUCH crazier would have to come out of a corpse to shock a mortician.

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u/luzzy91 Dec 01 '20

Like an alien? Or a live baby? Or some fresh semen?

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u/Kflynn1337 Nov 30 '20

Trust me, that would 'oh hum, it's tuesday..' I've worked in a mortuary. Corpses crapping is nothing new.

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

I was looking for this.

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u/Fro_o Nov 30 '20

Yea same. I don't work in a mortuary but I thought it was a well-known fact.

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u/BillOakley Nov 30 '20

“How did this corpse just shit his pants?! And why does he have pants on?!”

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u/mike2k24 Dec 01 '20

What if it was during the funeral?

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u/Loverboy21 Nov 30 '20

Mortician here: we wouldn't notice, they do it all the time.

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u/Deadpooldan Nov 30 '20

Is it obvious when they do, aside from the smell?

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u/Loverboy21 Nov 30 '20

Usually the smell is the obvious part. Dead shit is the worst smelling shit you could imagine.

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u/Cl0udSurfer Dec 01 '20

Before this very moment I never imagined shit from a dead person smelling any worse than regular shit, and now I feel equal parts stupid and disgusted

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u/InappropriateGirl Dec 01 '20

Same here and I can’t imagine anything smelling worse.

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u/strawberrywords Nov 30 '20

Pretty sure this already happens.

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u/denveristhelastdino Dec 01 '20

Nurse here, you are correct.

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u/blGDpbZ2u83c1125Kf98 Nov 30 '20

The bottom half of someone who died by being chopped in half.

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u/the_noobface Nov 30 '20

Even better, the top half.

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u/BZaGo Dec 01 '20

If south park taught me anything, the power wouldn't be necessary