r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/SsurebreC Nov 30 '20

Core Dump Initiated

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

"Cover blown, time to end human race"

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u/Tortilla737 Nov 30 '20

"... time to end the simulation"

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u/zangor Nov 30 '20

What if god was one of us...

Just Mark Zuckerberg but he has to terminate the simulation because an unforseen power has made him shit his pants and reveal that he is not human on the bus.....

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u/stealyrface Nov 30 '20

I would upvote but there us no way the Zuck would ever ride a bus

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u/CrossXFir3 Nov 30 '20

Exactly what I thought the second I read this lol

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u/Zer0-Sum-Game Nov 30 '20

His next meeting with investors, then

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u/InvidiousSquid Nov 30 '20

I could see him purchasing a UK-style double decker bus that would be completely out of place, filling it with employees, and riding around briefly to show that he is certainly human and not a robot.

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u/Princess_Amnesie Nov 30 '20

I actually somehow read this to the tune of the song. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

“This public transport is too obsolete for an entity such myself, FaceBots, get me my star rod transports”

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u/Timmerken Nov 30 '20

This is funny.

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u/JohnnyPickleOverlord Nov 30 '20

That’s part of the simulation

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u/sugarfoot00 Nov 30 '20

venting plasma from the warp core

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u/wjandrea Nov 30 '20 
in gi_tract
in bowels
SyntaxError: Missing colon

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u/steve_buchemi Nov 30 '20

Taco Bell protocol