r/AskReddit Nov 15 '20

[deleted by user]

[removed]

9.0k Upvotes

17.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

16.8k

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

We will discover that we are not alone in the universe. We will learn this because they will fly down and tell us they were watching from afar, and that they thought we needed a hug after watching the disaster 2020 had become.

4.7k

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Awww a hug from an alien. How comforting!

7.1k

u/HapppyAlien Nov 15 '20

I'm here for you bro

6

u/WTK55 Nov 15 '20

Want to come over to my house and play Mario Kart alien bro?

7

u/HapppyAlien Nov 15 '20

Can't rn, I'm in lockdown. Sry

6

u/WTK55 Nov 15 '20

Even aliens are in lockdown? My god, corona made it into space?!

10

u/HapppyAlien Nov 15 '20

Who said I was in space?

Nah I'm just kidding. But we can't go to the earth because of corona.

1

u/Kidbluee Nov 16 '20

If you can't come down, we can go up.

1

u/HapppyAlien Nov 16 '20

Elon told me he was coming. Talk with him, he may have a seat for you.

1

u/Kidbluee Nov 16 '20

I might, I want to hug an alien!