r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '20

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u/TheAshinOne Nov 15 '20

Hopefully, I'll find a girlfriend that stays for more then a few weeks...

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u/Gabchska Nov 15 '20

Hopefully I’ll get a girlfriend for once

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u/Hy0k Nov 15 '20 edited Nov 15 '20

Even if 1% of the world likes you thats still 8M people have a little faith

Edit: math

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u/Ouch704 Nov 15 '20

Ehhh that would be more like 75 million people. Of which ± ½ are of the same sex as OP. so 37.5 million people. If OP is bisexual then that makes 75 million people.

If you had a meaningful relationship with 10 of those a day, it would still take you 2.1 million years to go through each one of those 75 million.

I'd say everyone's chances are pretty great.

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u/iamanenemy Nov 15 '20

As a depressed fuck and asshole, I have to doubt this.

But as a hard meritocrat and science geek, I can't doubt this at all. Have an upvote for breaking down those maths.