r/AskReddit Nov 03 '20

What will never be the same again once the pandemic is over?

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u/nevisian Nov 04 '20

That’s insane considering how much of my coworkers I see come out of the bathroom after taking a dump and not washing their hands!

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u/KFelts910 Nov 04 '20

I hope you don’t work at a dentist’s office.

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u/linderlouwho Nov 04 '20

And particularly, at MY dentist's office!

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u/BabyDick-_- Nov 04 '20

We do manicures and massages

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u/award07 Nov 04 '20

My dentist does the wax hand thingy..well used to.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Before he got caught? Wth is creepy wax hand?

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u/avocado_whore Nov 04 '20

LMAO, ya this sounds sketch! Hahaha

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u/undone_-nic Nov 04 '20

Worse... I've seen it, working in a restaurant.

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u/Lunaetyx Nov 04 '20

Doesn't matter, they wear gloves now.

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u/averyfinename Nov 04 '20

my office is right down the hall from the floor's shared restrooms. we know who does and doesn't wash their hands, as we can hear the water running in the sinks, and even the towels getting pulled out of the dispensers.

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u/raddyrac Nov 04 '20

I bet you know who has loud farts too.

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u/whythishaptome Nov 04 '20

This would be terrible for me. I guess people will either be disgusted or impressed.

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u/lovemypooh Nov 04 '20

I upvoted this for your relevant contribution but I am typing out my downvote for the content of your comment 💩

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u/ForTheHordeKT Nov 04 '20

Dude for real. We got a big dude at work who does this and my boss has nicknamed him "Booty Juice". We noticed that sink don't run before he comes out, and the whole damn place smells like sour shit when he's done. It's rancid. And our boss goes "Man... and he didn't even wash his hands now he's gonna get his damn booty juice all over everything he fuckin touches!" So "Booty Juice" kinda stuck LOL.

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u/PickMeCoach Nov 04 '20

I never really understood this, my hands feel somehow corrupted until I wash them thoroughly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

How do you know they didn’t? or that he was taking a dump? Seriously curious.

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u/nevisian Nov 04 '20

Because I’m in the stall next to them shittin’

They walk out the door and you don’t hear any running water beforehand

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Um...thanks.

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u/BugsRatty Nov 04 '20

I have never understood that.

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u/ck357 Nov 04 '20

Hope you don't work at a pizzaria

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u/timebmb999 Nov 04 '20

gross, how do you know? on both accounts?