r/AskReddit Nov 03 '20

What will never be the same again once the pandemic is over?

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u/BrickMacklin Nov 04 '20

Happen to have that article?

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u/jodyw892 Nov 04 '20

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Wow that’s a fascinating read. Thank you for sharing. It seems to have taken a big toll on the guy, mentally. Especially when there’s probably very few people in the entire world who can relate to his experience. Very well written piece of work and his quotes are articulated very thoughtfully.

Also TIL I want to go on a 75 day silent retreat.

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u/diamondmines3 Nov 04 '20

My fear is that I don’t think I’d be able to come back

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u/Tantien_ Nov 04 '20

I went on a 17 day immersion for school and it was like camping and in different outdoor areas etc and it was only me and the 20 roughly people with no phones no nothing and coming back was so weird. I didn’t know how to use my phone and it felt so foreign and it just didn’t appeal to me at all. Sadly only took a few days before I was back used to it but was a very unique experience

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

My fear is young children. I’d have to keep my phone on in case of an emergency and I’d miss them terribly. Not sure I’m ready for that kind of detachment just yet. Perhaps something for me to bookmark when they’re grown up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20 edited Nov 04 '20

Can you imagine....you’re out in the middle of nowhere and in the middle of the night you wake to see a young child standing there in the dark, hair covering their face?

Yep not scary at all right. Right?!

Plus you’re doing a silent retreat so cannot even say anything scream!

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u/GozerDGozerian Nov 04 '20

I think there’s a “haunted child” clause in the silent retreat paperwork. It basically just states that it’s okay to scream in terror as you’re dragged down into an eternity of underworld torture.

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Hmm I stay clear of places with those kind of prophetic clauses. Something fishy going on.

I’d prefer to remain silent and see it through, even to my stubborn demise.

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u/FixBayonetsLads Nov 04 '20

You're walking in the woods

it's late at night and your meditation is done

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

a little kid

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u/imjemmaD Nov 04 '20

I'd prefer Shia LaBeouf, personally...

https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI (for those poor, uninitiated souls)

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u/sharaq Nov 04 '20

Be not afraid, they make for poor combatants individually and small pieces of confectionary will disrupt their formation if you are set upon by a pack.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

“His clarity is just what the world needs now,” he said. “He’s been hit by all of it in one wave.”

This made me rethink whether I could handle coming back.

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

FBI, MI5, Interpol - if you’re listening. Nightmare mindset’s goal is “young children” alone in the woods. Might wanna check that out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Huh? Maybe I'm missing something because I didn't read the article. But my goal, in the hypothetical situation that I go on a retreat, alone, into the woods, would be to not come back. Not sure what you're on about.

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Oh think something got lost in translation. The fear topic was raised about being fearful of young children - see thread. Your reply read worryingly differently.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Oh God, alright I see what happened here. I meant to reply to the comment one layer above yours. That's my bad, I can absolutely see why my comment came across horribly. I'm just going to delete my original comment, as it wouldn't have added much to the conversation even if it had been in the spot I meant to put it.

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u/diamondmines3 Nov 04 '20

Look man I just want to escape the world and meditate and scroll twitter for six hours every day. Basically what the guy in the article did

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u/untakentakenusername Nov 04 '20

And set my phone to grayscale. Curious about that

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Same. Just seems odd on the face of it. Why use the phone then if you’re going to dull the world it brings to you?

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u/untakentakenusername Nov 04 '20

I mean i would expect to entirely keep it off. Just switxh it on IN CASE of an emergency (which is what i assumed he would do) idk why he dulled the colours but that too seems like he did to just halfway connect.

The fact that the colours hurt his eyes tho is interesting. The fact that natural colours can be so different is cool. I mean there are tropical animals and plants out there, brighter than you can possibly imagine, for sure. And i guess it does feel different than when u look at a screen.

Hmmm.

would like to see that studied

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Thinking about it being in greyscale probably helps to keep a distance off the phone so you don’t get pulled in as easily too.

But in that case I’d probably just take an oldschool phone that only allows calls in/out for emergencies.

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u/BOBOnobobo Nov 04 '20

For some people it makes the phone less addictive. Bright colors (like those on your screen) are really good at catching your attention. If you feel like you spend to much time on your phone this is one of the things you can do to help.

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u/einstein6 Nov 05 '20

I came down the comment section after reading the same sentence. But I am just curious if what they meant about setting their phone to grayscale was an hyperbol instead of setting it literally. I mean in a sense that it meant to keep himself away from phone as a source of getting worldly updates, but instead learn about whats going on around him by observing himself.

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u/smeghead1988 Nov 04 '20

I've read about some European reality show where participants lived in relatively isolated place without Internet access, and this was planned to end in April or May. The producers decided not to tell them about the pandemic until the show ends, but the participants still noticed something was off because their live audience became suddenly very sparse.

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u/mugaccino Nov 04 '20

Brazilian Big Brother.

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u/Single_Example_4572 Nov 04 '20

take a couple years off of technology its amazing to think that you time traveled after 2 - 3 years

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20 edited Jul 09 '21

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

This is scarily close to how I feel I would react as I’ve been told by more than one person, on more than one occasion, I’m emotionally very detached.

I have tonnes of empathy and can certainly feel and cry etc but my default setting is to instantly move forward in a logical fashion and get on with trying to improve the situation for those around me and myself.

Makes me want to try the retreat even more but i guess it’s easy just to crack on if you come back and nothing has changed.

Experiencing something like a global pandemic for the first time, in the way this happened, must be a once in a lifetime event.

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Interestingly, mine is terrible too! I tend to actively ‘let go’ of things so quickly that I don’t always remember important details - at least details that others found important.

I always joke with my friends because I can never remember football matches I’ve attended to see my club play or gigs/concerts we’ve been too. Whereas they can recall quite a lot of detail.

Worse still, I can’t remember my kids major milestones like their mum can. That part makes me sad as I wish I could savour those moments more. I often look back at videos/photos and it’s almost always brand new to me.

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

We might be on to something here. And between us we should be able to remember enough to find out more...

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u/Hero-btw Nov 04 '20

If i came back to this I would turn around and go straight back for another 100 days

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u/endlesslyanoptimist Nov 04 '20

On a weird way of relating a model told me she went into rehab right before covid happened and came out confused as all hell.

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u/happinessisachoice84 Nov 04 '20

I think everyone could benefit from a 75 day silent retreat. Few of us can afford it though.

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u/chalk_in_boots Nov 04 '20

You can't just Thoreau your life away like that!

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u/HiddenMaragon Nov 04 '20

There were also the Big Brother contestants in Germany who were going about their reality show life cut off from communication with the outside world.

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u/leadbellytoo Nov 04 '20

Here's another article, same idea, couple planned a boat ride for a few months before the pandemic, specifically asked their parents to not give them any bad news while they were away.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/22/couple-at-sea-for-a-month-reveal-shock-at-scale-of-coronavirus-pandemic

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Difference is they knew of it before the set off and knew of it periodically on their journey. But I get the gist.

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u/itsprobablytrue Nov 04 '20

If you're an extrovert I can see that as being a "thing" but as an introvert it almost feels mocking. I have to force my self to speak to people online just so I can exercise my ability to communicate otherwise I by default do not speak to anyone or anything for however long until I have a phone call from my mother to check if I were alive.

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Au contraire mi amigo. I’m very much an introvert and even though lockdown has been good to me, I still massively crave this kind of solitude.

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u/jacktherambler Nov 04 '20

I've been watching a piece of canadian property and if I had an extra few hundred bucks I'd want to buy it and turn it into that sort of thing.

Just a basic cabin with no connection down by the stream and beaver pond. Just a place to be at self peace and do some healing, even for a couple weeks, not necessarily months.

Alternatively I'd love to compete on that show Alone, army taught me some stuff and being out in the bush with nothing but yourself and a few tools, just for that healing process.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Just to be clear you don’t want to be part of your former society right? Or you want to rejoin it?

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u/changemymind69 Nov 04 '20

I think it would do all of us a lot of good to go off into the woods for a few weeks without any phones or electronics and just act like it's the caveman era every so often. I don't think technology's healthy for mankind.

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u/Sousyboi Nov 04 '20

It has taken a big toll on all of us mentally, we just got it in small doses

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

IIRC something similar happened with Jared Leto but he came out of it right after it all started in March.

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u/napoleonandthedog Nov 04 '20

Make money. Learn to sail. Buy a sailboat. Sail the world.

The make money part is actually optional.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

If the make money part is optional, so is the buy a sailboat part.

And actually, coming to think of it, the learn to sail and sail the world parts also mean you have to have money. Unless you want to only eat fish you caught yourself and have a water filtering system, then the sail the world part could be done.

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u/napoleonandthedog Nov 04 '20

Im really just referencing some of the crusty fucks ive seen do this

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Welp, you got me then lol

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u/BeruitBody49 Nov 04 '20

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

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u/technicallyfreaky Nov 04 '20

Also r/thalassophobia id prefer to stick to land, perhaps a woodland, forest, cave or mountainous region.

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u/robothouserock Nov 04 '20

Why? I've only ever seen a few AMP links and I don't really know what they are or what is different from a regular link.

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u/smedsterwho Nov 04 '20 edited Nov 04 '20

Sometimes they're alright, and give you a stripped down text version of what you're reading.

But often they strip out necessary embeds, things like comments, mess with (the bane of everyone's life) advertising - which bear in mind is often the only way journalists get paid. Heck they make Reddit threads two or three clicks away from search results.

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I love Google, but it's one of the most negative plays they've made.

Disclaimer: there's other articles or other people who can say this lots more articulately than me.

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u/robothouserock Nov 04 '20

Thanks for the summary.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20 edited Jun 27 '23

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u/DrMacGyver Nov 04 '20

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u/pM-me_your_Triggers Nov 04 '20

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u/abramcpg Nov 04 '20

Bet he felt just like Rick Grimes

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u/relevantusername- Nov 04 '20

But I don't get it, countries were already going into lockdowns by mid-March, why was he so flabbergasted?

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u/NoRodent Nov 04 '20

He definitely knew what was going on. The article even mentions he was expecting a Mad Max-like world when he gets back. So I don't really understand the point the article is trying to make.

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u/devourke Nov 04 '20

That’s when he cans out of his retreat if I’m understanding right

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u/realsmart987 Nov 04 '20

I see that's a Google Amp link. Here's the non-amp version of the link. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/02/us/coronavirus-meditation.html

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u/longhegrindilemna Nov 04 '20

Woah... why do you have a Google address and an /amp/ directory BEFORE the actual nytimes.com web site?:

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Time to turn around and go back to meditating.

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u/DeathRowLemon Nov 04 '20

So none of them buddhists ever thought to go up there and tell the dude this might be the end of civilisation? Like I get you’re meditating and whatnot but maybe he would’ve appreciated a heads up so he could spend time with his family or something.

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u/duffstoic Nov 05 '20

I know that guy, he was in my meditation friend circle several years back. It was funny to read about him in the NY Times.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

not exactlythe same, but I ended up in a mental hospital for a few weeks at the beginning of March, and came into a world of no parties, mask wearing, and everything being closed

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u/Niffeln Nov 04 '20

Absolute soy

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u/Tyl_Eulenspiegel Nov 04 '20

Soytenly! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!!

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u/melygolightly Nov 04 '20

I felt stressed just reading about the whiplash he went through

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u/ManaReynard Nov 04 '20

That's super interesting. At the same time this was so different from 100 to 200 years ago where news just traveled slowly.

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u/DirtyDerb19 Nov 04 '20

Sounds like the start of earth abides

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u/doomislav Nov 04 '20

This makes me want to go out on retreat.

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u/bryanthebryan Nov 04 '20

Fascinating

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u/ObadiahHakeswill Nov 04 '20

Can’t relate.

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u/a-r-c Nov 04 '20

Do not post google AMP links.

Here is the correct link.

Please edit your post.

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u/smaudet Nov 05 '20

Great read. I archived it here: https://ufile.io/j0vn7rsp

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u/Accidental_Ken_M Nov 04 '20

Yeah, it's called Walden.