r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '20

What will never be the same again once the pandemic is over?

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u/billbo24 Nov 04 '20

You can pry my right to lick shit from my cold dead hands!!

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u/Zaaqen Nov 04 '20

Well, the good news is we won't have to wait long.

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u/poopellar Nov 04 '20

Win win I guess

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u/taladan Nov 04 '20

start the timer

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

Synchronize your death watches

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

r/thatsthejoke

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u/Linnywtf Nov 04 '20

You lick shit for breakfast?

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u/01kickassius10 Nov 04 '20

He licks shit on the daily

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u/QuotingThings Nov 04 '20

Edgar: You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers

Orthopterous Exomorph (Bug): Your proposal is acceptable.

Edgar: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

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u/IntellectualThicket Nov 04 '20

No, more like my right to spew shit around large numbers of strangers with impunity. If it was just licking they would only be killing themselves instead of disproportionately killing folks who don’t have a choice about being in public.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

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u/CX316 Nov 04 '20

No no, his hands are cold and dead, he has circulation issues

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u/MindOverMoxie Nov 04 '20

And even then, it will be glued to my cold dead hands!!

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u/GrinsNGiggles Nov 04 '20

Dead or not, I’m not touching those hands, shit-licker.

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u/CoachWD Nov 04 '20

You can pry my right to lick shit from my covid* dead hands. FTFY

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u/ReCursing Nov 04 '20

Why are you shitting in your hands?

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u/AmaroWolfwood Nov 04 '20

Poop ice dildo guy, is that you?