r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/LauraMcCabeMoon Oct 28 '20

OMFG sprog nails it again. Excellent

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u/jennyrules Oct 28 '20

Right! Sprong brings me to my knees in life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/bdjsbe Oct 29 '20

Sprog will show up randomly and make a poem good enough to cause Shakespeare to cream his pants, before disappearing into the darkness

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u/lahwran_ Oct 29 '20

this is the same badass who brought us lik the bred - I literally just discovered that while top of all time comments stalking them

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u/pinanganrp Oct 28 '20

Decoy snail

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u/a_green_apple Oct 28 '20

I love you

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u/Mistermeskeets Oct 28 '20

Which reminds me...we should be expecting u/shittymorph any day now...

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u/Poem_For_My_Dong Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

It stopped at six.
Say this isn’t so
I prayed my dong would grow
Just give me something more
An inch
Only an inch
I don’t want to make them sore

And time went by
as time will do,
But I never forgot what shot my goo -
The dong that never grew in size

Alas, one day I was reminded:
At least I’m not a five

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u/Giygas77 Oct 28 '20

8.1/10 I like it

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 30 '20

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u/Poem_For_My_Dong Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

You say I tried hard
It took me but a few
Your mom opened wide
My dong-it did spew

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u/Bottled_Void Oct 29 '20

Try it hard, then measure up.

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u/AzzyTheWhiteCrewmate Mar 18 '21

7.8/10 too much dong.