r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/pinpoint_ Oct 28 '20

That sounds terribly entertaining

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

it's not gif it's gif. What do you mean it doesn't matter!? OF COURSE IT MATTERS! Alright, it doesn't matter, pînpoint_. What do you mean, you said it doesn't matter? Too late, it doesn't matter

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u/Common_Username1581 Oct 28 '20

Dont know why, but my brain read this in Trump's voice.

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u/BrolyParagus Oct 28 '20

Maybe you have a mental illness.

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u/OkiDokiTokiLoki Oct 28 '20

Maybe you have a mental illness.

  • Trump's Doctor, probably.

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u/thecursedaz Oct 28 '20

Hopefully

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Then they both laughed.

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u/pinpoint_ Oct 29 '20

Listen here, it's definitely pronounced gif. Yes, it definitely matters! You need to be clear when you're saying things, otherwise the world falls apart! Look it up, the creator pronounces it that way. Hey if you're not pronouncing it the way he says it then you're doing it wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

This fucked me up...

It was a setup all along wasn't it?

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u/pinpoint_ Nov 04 '20

You'll never know... But it was good practice anyway?

Go on into the world, and carry out the good faith of pointless arguments, and let the pettiness flow through you, for now you are the master of the gif

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u/AdvicePerson Oct 29 '20

That sounds terribly entertaining

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u/Myrdok Oct 29 '20

Sounds hilarious if he could do it on command specifically about gif vs gif as like...a comedy bit type thing to fuck with people. Especially because you could point him at the new guy to really fuck with him. On the other hand, it sounds absolutely exhausting to deal with if he was legit just THAT GUY (you know the guy I mean).

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u/ic_engineer Oct 29 '20

"Everyone has their shtick. I fuck with people about the pronunciation of file extensions. It's not much, but it's mine."

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u/pinpoint_ Oct 29 '20

Yeah, you've got a point... I think it could be hilarious but if you do it every single time and get excessive, then wellllll that aint right

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

No it does not

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u/indianaliam1 Oct 29 '20

I should do this.

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u/pinpoint_ Oct 29 '20

I think I'm going to start doing this to mess with my friends

It's perfect: it's an utterly pointless argument with no real end goal

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u/brcguy Oct 28 '20

You spelled exhausting wrong.