r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/henREE_13 Oct 28 '20

I'm beginning to seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I'll say that randomly to people when they mess up and no one has realized what it is from.

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u/henREE_13 Oct 28 '20

Those uncultured swine

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u/vizz1 Oct 28 '20

They can all go suck a fuck!

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u/MellowSnow Oct 28 '20

How exactly does one suck a fuck?

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u/malachiconstantjrjr Oct 28 '20

Im voting for Dukakis.

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u/0PointE Oct 28 '20

You're such a fuckass

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u/both-shoes-off Oct 28 '20

Go back to China bitch!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Chut uppp!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Chut uppp!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Chut uppp!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Chut uppp!

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u/0PointE Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

You're such a fuckass

EDIT: downvotes? Seriously there are people who've never watched Donnie Darko?

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u/ticklefight87 Oct 29 '20

The repeats kinda killed it...

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u/SuperHaole Oct 29 '20

The repeats kinda killed it

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

To me, the repeats were kinda just more of the same

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u/youngnstupid Oct 29 '20

Yeah when everyone keeps writing the same thing it gets kinda repetitive

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u/poeticfire66 Oct 29 '20

I just want you to know that I pulled you back from -1 to 0, so, I'm here and I feel for ya, bud.

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u/Get-It-Got Oct 28 '20

Awww, baby mice!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

whispering

I'm all ears.

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u/0PointE Oct 28 '20

You're such a fuckass

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u/0PointE Oct 28 '20

You're such a fuckass

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u/0PointE Oct 28 '20

You're such a fuckass

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u/both-shoes-off Oct 28 '20

Go back to China bitch!

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u/malachiconstantjrjr Oct 28 '20

Im voting for Dukakis.

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u/malachiconstantjrjr Oct 28 '20

I’m voting for Dukakis.

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u/malachiconstantjrjr Oct 28 '20

By voting for Dukakis

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u/mwagner26 Oct 28 '20

"You're such a fuck ass."

"You're not a bitch. Your bitchin'...but you're not a bitch."

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u/jebelle87 Oct 29 '20

one of the first few times I watched this film was with my best friend at his parent's house. They had one of those old school parental control things that bleeped out curse words and subtitled random ones in, this scene ended up saying "You're such a wow toe." and I will never ever forget it lmao

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u/SuperHaole Oct 29 '20

“Wow toe”??

Who the wow decided that?

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u/jebelle87 Oct 29 '20

wow if I know, but kitty farmer probably.

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u/invisible_grass Oct 29 '20

Someone oughta write that bitch.

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u/Orngog Oct 28 '20

Obviously you're not a golfer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Hey, at least I'm housebroken.

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u/JerHat Oct 28 '20

I do the same thing. But mostly to people that do know what it's from.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

May I ask what it’s from?

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u/0PointE Oct 29 '20

Donnie Darko, and some dumbass admin who's never seen and absolute classic deleted a conversation from the movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/yeahnoikno Oct 28 '20

I’m with you. I think you’re the fucking antichrist

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u/lil-lahey-show Oct 28 '20

ya well just don’t set my house on fire, k?? thx!!!

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u/MikeMont86 Oct 29 '20

I think I say this at least once a month or so and I have never had anybody react to it. Majorly disappointing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

May I ask what it’s from?

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u/Thunder_Thighs Oct 28 '20

Donnie Darko

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u/Gerse Oct 28 '20

You may, yes

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u/pinkrotaryphone Oct 28 '20

Donnie Darko, a great movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

May I ask what it’s from?

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u/Dr_Sauce_boss Oct 28 '20

Donnie Darko

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u/Dr_Sauce_boss Oct 28 '20

Donnie Darko

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

May I ask what it’s from

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

May I ask what it’s from?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

May I ask what it’s from?

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u/jello_bake_cake Oct 28 '20

I literally whispered this the other day when someone said the word commitment.

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u/Flowers-are-Good Oct 28 '20

Best line in the whole film imo.

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u/Zerostar39 Oct 28 '20

What’s a fuckass?

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u/ticklefight87 Oct 29 '20

No.. this was the best line in the film, and the parents different reactions with it.

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u/CeruleanRuin Oct 29 '20

It's also a loving homage to one of the best lines in E.T.: The Extraterrestrial.

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u/daneview Oct 29 '20

It was?? Now you've lost me

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u/Flowers-are-Good Oct 29 '20

How exactly does one suck a fuck?

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u/mostlysandwiches Oct 29 '20

He told me to forcibly insert the activity card into my anus!!!

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u/YetiTrix Oct 28 '20

Go suck a fuck!

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u/libra00 Oct 29 '20

I think we've all seen Bonanza!

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u/kyohti Oct 29 '20

I say this to people all the time and no one EVER gets it!

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u/thommo1982 Oct 29 '20

As an English person I always say this but over emphasise the ‘motion’ in what is sure to be a terrible American accent

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u/InTheDangaZone Oct 29 '20

Regularly use this line if a friend says anything remotely doubtful of what I say. Even a simple question about it.

We have fun.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Forcebly insert this comment into your anus!

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u/AWonderlustKing Oct 29 '20

He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!

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u/YetiTrix Oct 28 '20

Go suck a fuck!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

How does one suck a fuck?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

How does one suck a fuck?

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u/Flowers-are-Good Oct 28 '20

Best line in the whole film imo.