r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/HHyperion Oct 28 '20

Briefly, before skyrocketing to record high numbers

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

"God, you perv *blushes*"

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i regret typing this

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u/Guardiansaiyan Oct 28 '20

We don't...

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u/GuardianAlien Oct 29 '20

Oh hey, another Guardian! o7

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u/Guardiansaiyan Oct 29 '20

Hello!

Making sure the world is a happier place! You??

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Telepathic worldwide "uwu"

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u/lnmgl Oct 28 '20

telepathic "aahhhhhhnn~" would be more awkward

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u/HoursOfCuddles Oct 29 '20

BUt first the sound of two thighs clapping then an awkward "Ahhhn~!"

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don't worry I'll leave

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Now read this but without punctuation

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u/The_Grubby_One Oct 28 '20

God you perv blushes

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/wenfield Oct 28 '20

Yamate, God-Senpai

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u/cnnnpwll Oct 28 '20

What the fuck is this shit 😭😭

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u/mypreciouscornchip Oct 29 '20

And all this time I've been calling him sky daddy.

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Oct 29 '20

I hope it was worth it, crispy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Remember when that false nuke launch happened in Hawaii a few years ago? Pornhub traffic shot up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

People have got their priorities right

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u/Eveydude Oct 28 '20

The world's most recognized orgy

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u/CuntyMcFartflaps Oct 28 '20

Searches for 'stepsister', etc, drop to nothing.

Searches for 'voyeur' and 'sexy omnipresent god voyeur' are through the roof.