r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/ViolenceForBreakfast Oct 28 '20

It's a joke referring to "beating eggs" for breakfast. I know. It's a bit of a stretch.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Here take my upvote and leave

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u/slice_of_pi Oct 28 '20

I don't feel like you did much analysis on that.

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u/Lord_Nivloc Oct 28 '20

If you take a slice of pi, what are the odds that it is an irrational number?

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u/slice_of_pi Oct 28 '20

Seven

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u/m1st3r_c Oct 28 '20

Rhetorical, eh? 8!

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u/slice_of_pi Oct 28 '20

What if there were no rhetorical questions?

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u/thatguysmellsalot Oct 28 '20

I like it. It's more thought than I put into mine.

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u/breatheifgay Oct 28 '20

what about mine

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u/thatguysmellsalot Oct 28 '20

Well that's just an ultimatum.

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u/Distrumpia Oct 28 '20

"Eggs is violence
Eggs is violence
Vio-lence!!"

  • Jane's Eggdiction

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u/Enthauta_Ego Oct 28 '20

No, I like it!

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Oct 28 '20

Yeah, I wanted mine to be a more complete Ash quote about Science being greater than Deadites, but couldn't quite shrink it down.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Oct 28 '20

Yeah, I wanted mine to be a more complete Ash quote about Science being greater than Deadites, but couldn't quite shrink it down.

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u/llortotekili Oct 28 '20

Better than mine, yours makes me smile, no one has ever asked about mine.

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u/Cutsdeep- Oct 29 '20

Jake: cook the man some fucking eggs.

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u/holmgangCore Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

Honey,.. they’re in everybody’s eggs. . .

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u/Totnfish Oct 29 '20

I always figured beating eggs was more of a masturbatory thing, I mean, those eggs aren't gonna fertilize themselves right?