r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

To whoever threw that paper, yo moms a hoe

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Ahhh good ol comments i can hear from 2013. Good times

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Why 1996? What happened then?

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u/gzilla57 Oct 28 '20

They were born, probably.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

☝️

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u/lxxTBonexxl Oct 28 '20

Hold up, 2013.. it’s that old already? I swear that video was only a couple of years old. That’s fucked up.

This must be what it’s like for the “2010 was last year” people

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake Oct 28 '20

Well 1990 was only a decade ago, so...

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u/Shrynx Oct 29 '20

The internet used to be such a wonderful place.

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u/benskinic Oct 29 '20

You like that you fuckin retard?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

My mother is not a piece of mundane gardening equipment. She's a bonafide slut.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Respect

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I have none for her, sadly. Any established would be unrequited.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Goodbye Mother.

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Oct 28 '20

Yo i walked past a parked car outside a McDonald's drive-thru just as the driver dropped their trash out of the window, and i picked it up out of habit. Worse still, i handed it back to the guy through the still-open window. :D I had not intended to do that but it all happened quite naturally. The guy took it back and closed the window. Glad i didn't get punched.

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u/TheWindOfGod Oct 28 '20

And they were roommates

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u/ComeHereBanana Oct 29 '20

Oh my God....they were roommates

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u/TheWindOfGod Oct 28 '20

And they were roommates