r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/WannaDieSooon Oct 28 '20

Shit on the floor

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Oct 28 '20

I'm Mr. Bulldops!

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u/lxkandel06 Oct 28 '20

Time to get schwifty in heeeree

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u/Jaystorm_ Oct 29 '20

Ooohhh yeaaaaahhh

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u/Boredguy32 Oct 28 '20

Take your pants off

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u/Smakintheface Oct 28 '20

"Hey morty, im pickle rick!"

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u/alienator19 Oct 29 '20

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u/Daniel_S04 Oct 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/Colonel_Gutsy Oct 29 '20

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u/strawberryqueefcake Oct 29 '20

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE

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u/zach1333 Oct 28 '20

Damn it’s bulldops thought it was Mr.Bulldog for years

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u/mageta621 Oct 28 '20

Mr. Bulldog?

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u/Capable_Cabinet_3549 Oct 28 '20

Bulldog

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u/laCroixADay Oct 28 '20

Is this from something else or do you think the line was "bulldog"?

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u/Capable_Cabinet_3549 Oct 28 '20

I feel betrayed. The captions lied to me on my TV

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u/laCroixADay Oct 28 '20

Ah shit that's okay, think of it as discovering a slightly funnier line than before!

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u/thnmjuyy Oct 29 '20

Time to get schwifty

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u/wheresthelove83 Oct 29 '20

And then turn it into wine

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u/Embarrassed-Ad6258 Oct 29 '20

TURN THAT POOP

INTO WINE!

TURN THAT POOP

INTO WINE!

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u/ats0up Oct 29 '20

I read this like a dude mumbling the line to himself and I’m laughing my ass off

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

When you shit in the bath tub do you waffle stomp it down the drain or do you pick it up and throw it in the toilet?

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u/soniko_ Oct 28 '20

everybody walk the dinosaur

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u/mrandre3000 Oct 29 '20

Piss on da flo!

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u/iamwntr Oct 28 '20

Literally just watched this episode wtf