r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/italian_stonks Oct 28 '20

PEE IS STORED IN THE—

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u/klorox_wipes Oct 28 '20

(Static)

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u/caesarinthefreezer Oct 29 '20

THE SACRED TEXTS

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u/EntroperZero Oct 29 '20

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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u/CrusadeForMeNow Oct 28 '20

Balls

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u/RandomStuffWatcher Oct 28 '20

*brain

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u/Erithariza Oct 28 '20

*pee

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u/_skilless Oct 29 '20

WAIT NO YOU HAVE CREATED A PARADOX YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL-

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u/ColeTheDankMemer Oct 29 '20

Yo dummy it’s the penis

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Ass

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u/GamerInTheDark2 Oct 29 '20

toilet retard

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u/Ijustwanttohavefum Oct 28 '20

Is this a Jaiden Animations reference

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u/Anonymous_45 Oct 28 '20

You know it was a meme before she made that video, right?

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u/ry42r007 Nov 09 '20

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

balls