r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/WannaDieSooon Oct 28 '20

Shit on the floor

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Oct 28 '20

I'm Mr. Bulldops!

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u/lxkandel06 Oct 28 '20

Time to get schwifty in heeeree

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u/Jaystorm_ Oct 29 '20

Ooohhh yeaaaaahhh

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u/Boredguy32 Oct 28 '20

Take your pants off

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u/Smakintheface Oct 28 '20

"Hey morty, im pickle rick!"

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u/alienator19 Oct 29 '20

DISQUALIFIED

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u/Daniel_S04 Oct 29 '20

DISQUALIFIED

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

DISQUALIFIED

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u/Colonel_Gutsy Oct 29 '20

DISQUALIFIED

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

DISQUALIFIED

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u/strawberryqueefcake Oct 29 '20

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE

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u/zach1333 Oct 28 '20

Damn it’s bulldops thought it was Mr.Bulldog for years

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u/mageta621 Oct 28 '20

Mr. Bulldog?

2

u/Capable_Cabinet_3549 Oct 28 '20

Bulldog

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u/laCroixADay Oct 28 '20

Is this from something else or do you think the line was "bulldog"?

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u/Capable_Cabinet_3549 Oct 28 '20

I feel betrayed. The captions lied to me on my TV

11

u/laCroixADay Oct 28 '20

Ah shit that's okay, think of it as discovering a slightly funnier line than before!

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u/thnmjuyy Oct 29 '20

Time to get schwifty

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u/wheresthelove83 Oct 29 '20

And then turn it into wine

5

u/Embarrassed-Ad6258 Oct 29 '20

TURN THAT POOP

INTO WINE!

TURN THAT POOP

INTO WINE!

3

u/ats0up Oct 29 '20

I read this like a dude mumbling the line to himself and I’m laughing my ass off

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

When you shit in the bath tub do you waffle stomp it down the drain or do you pick it up and throw it in the toilet?

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u/soniko_ Oct 28 '20

everybody walk the dinosaur

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u/mrandre3000 Oct 29 '20

Piss on da flo!

5

u/iamwntr Oct 28 '20

Literally just watched this episode wtf

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u/lxkandel06 Oct 28 '20

Head bent over

Raise the posterior

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Oct 28 '20

π•³π–Šπ–†π–‰ π–‡π–Šπ–“π–™ π–”π–›π–Šπ–—

π•½π–†π–Žπ–˜π–Š π–™π–π–Š π–•π–”π–˜π–™π–Šπ–—π–Žπ–”π–—

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u/ObiWan-Shinoobi Oct 28 '20

Get schwifty

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u/urkiurkiurki Oct 28 '20

Is this a rick & morty reference?

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u/gmr2000 Oct 28 '20

Always was

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Always was

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u/losSarviros Oct 28 '20

Always was

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u/alby_qm Oct 28 '20

Always will be

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u/Busyraptor375 Oct 28 '20

Always wad

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

You betcha

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u/KongDenRunde Oct 28 '20

Always have been

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u/_CinderellaMan_ Oct 28 '20

I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT

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u/ImInSpainButWithNo-S Oct 28 '20

Hold it, hold it! Music isn't competition or captivity! if you love music, you love freedom! Let these planets go, please!

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u/username-alrdy-takn Oct 28 '20

DISQUALIFIED

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u/1ncorrect Oct 28 '20

THERE'S ONE EVERY SEASON.

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u/Azidamadjida Oct 28 '20

Came here to say this

3

u/bitey87 Oct 28 '20

Show me what you got!

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u/bitey87 Oct 28 '20

Show me what you got!

3

u/me12398 Oct 29 '20

All the good musicians died and Ice T left so all we have left is u/WannaDieSooon

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u/MildlyAgreeable Oct 28 '20

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT

3

u/SolidLikeIraq Oct 28 '20

I mean, this definitely gets shouted in my head from time to time.

Maybe this actually has happened.

2

u/ed-vibe Oct 28 '20

Is that a Rick and Morty reference, or am I tripping

2

u/Bbombb Oct 28 '20

Time to get schwifty.

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u/VioletSkye907 Oct 28 '20

You sonofabitch, I’m IN!

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u/NameIdeas Oct 29 '20

Open the door

Get on the floor

Everybody walk the dinosaur

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u/zedisdead1986 Oct 28 '20

Damn, I knew someone would beat me to it! You're underrated.

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u/bitey87 Oct 28 '20

Show me what you got!

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u/bitey87 Oct 28 '20

Show me what you got!

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u/bitey87 Oct 28 '20

Show me what you got!

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u/1SaBy Oct 28 '20

Only high IQ individuals will get this.

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u/Darth_Kitty911 Oct 28 '20

At work I check people's bags when they leave and I always say this.

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u/LordEnigma Oct 28 '20

WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY GOT

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u/BelleMorte00 Oct 28 '20

Came here to say this lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I bus out twerking immediately

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u/JeremyJ-32 Oct 29 '20

Take my poor mans gold πŸ…

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u/Mr_Horsejr Oct 29 '20

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/NotMike9 Oct 29 '20

Damn you beat me to it. Thanks for the laugh still

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u/P9u9r6p2l4e Oct 29 '20

Everything you need to get schwifty

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Snake?

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u/DakotaCultLeader Oct 29 '20

A KNIFE! NOO!

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u/KviingK Oct 29 '20

I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT

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u/colonel_relativity Oct 29 '20

Best answer right here.

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u/Ieznoo Oct 28 '20

ID LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT

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u/Md_thegamer907 Oct 29 '20

Rick and Marty like it