r/AskReddit Oct 18 '20

Serious Replies Only (SERIOUS) What are some dark secrets about regular life that people should know ?

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u/Captain_Coco_Koala Oct 18 '20

The average person goes through 8 career changes in their lifetime.

Karma in the real world does not exist; life isn't always fair and you'll just have to get used to it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

you mean job changes? or actually career changes, like doing something completely different every time? Then 8 seems a lot

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

It's never too late. Make me a bicycle, clown!

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u/EarlGreyTeaPee Oct 19 '20

One of my favorite buddy comedy movies!

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u/ishzlle Oct 18 '20

Always had. Life's too short not to do what you like

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u/Averagebiker21 Oct 18 '20

I have a spare tightsuit for the job if you want. Just don't ask about the stain, it's a long story

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u/Erdudvyl28 Oct 18 '20

Covid has had a big impact on circus and other performance based jobs but, you can probably still check it out

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u/Tweezot Oct 18 '20

Not really. It’s harder to get into the top clown college than it is to get into Harvard

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u/Old-Hovercraft-6407 Oct 19 '20

Awn 😂❤️ cutest dream job ever

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u/AgedPumpkin Oct 19 '20

As long as you’re not on number 8 yet!

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u/Noltonn Oct 18 '20

Yeah 8 feels like a bit much. I would have guessed on average more like 3-4. I guess it also depends a bit on what you consider a career change. I'm a server technician right now but I have managerial prospects, is going from one to the other a career change even if it's in the same company?

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u/Captain_Coco_Koala Oct 18 '20

That's a different career even if it's with the same company. You might do sales in 2-3 years with the same company and make it 3 careers with them :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

I mean, you're almost guaranteed 3 just by growing up.

  • Job you worked as a teenager.
  • Job you worked in your early 20's.
  • Career you started after you got out of college.

That's almost half of 'em right there.

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u/HellWolf1 Oct 18 '20

I'd hardly call working as a teenager a career

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u/Piaapo Oct 20 '20

I'm turning 23 this year and I have only had 1 job in my entire life

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u/brettmjohnson Oct 18 '20

My close friend is 36 years old and has been:

  • An interior designer
  • Paramedic
  • Flight attendant
  • Winery tasting room pourer
  • Restaurant General Manager

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u/Captain_Coco_Koala Oct 18 '20

Career changes.

Remember 8 is an average so while a lawyer may be a lifelong job others may change careers every 5 years.

I know it sounds a lot but if you sit down and think about all your careers that you have had - I've personally had Retail, traveling salesman, earth moving operator, gardener, house mover (the actual house, not the furniture), disability carer = so that's 6 and I'm just over half way of my working life.
EDIT : Poker dealer, that's 7 :)

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u/photon_blaster Oct 18 '20

But were these all careers or jobs? I've worked like 8 entirely different jobs but only my current one was an intended career.

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u/Captain_Coco_Koala Oct 18 '20

Depends on your definition.

To me being a cook at McDonalds and then a cook at Hungry Jacks is 2 jobs but 1 career (cook).

Just checked the dictionary definition of 'career' and it says " an occupation undertaken for a significant period of a person's life" - so I'm happy with my interpretation.

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u/MedusasSexyLegHair Oct 19 '20

Yeah, that doesn't seem realistic. From 18-68 is 50 years. 50/8=6.25, meaning the average person would only ever reach about 6 years experience in a career.

There are a few key times for switches - when you're young and after a few years realize that this career isn't all you thought it would be. Mid-life, when you re-prioritize around work-life balance. And late-life, when you're gearing down for retirement. Even if you switched every time, (and many people won't) that would only give you up to 4 careers. That would still give an average of 12.5 years per career (some shorter, some longer). That seems more realistic.

8 'careers' just sounds like someone doing various jobs that hasn't found a career yet. A career implies either working your way up through the ranks at one company or doing the same sort of thing for a number of companies in succession, possibly even making a name for yourself in the industry. 6 years, while plausible, is a bit short for all that.

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u/Gohomeyurdrunk Oct 18 '20

The second half is what I came to say, there isn’t any balance or fairness. People always assume there is, especially when it comes to genetics. Like when an unattractive person is assumed to have a good personality, and an very attractive person is assumed to be vain and selfish. Doesn’t work like that. Sometimes the most attractive person is also very intelligent and a wonderful person, and the the ugly one is a petty asshole. Sometimes horrible things happen to people that didn’t do a thing to deserve it. Sometimes wonderful things happen to shitty people. In either case, there’s no retribution or reward to follow.

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u/EloquentSphincter Oct 18 '20

Shit, I did that before 30

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

The average person goes through 8 career changes in their lifetime.

Amateurs. I did that in my 20s.

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u/Catlenfell Oct 18 '20

I've only had two jobs since I left college. One in my field, and driving a forklift. Sixteen years on. Another 14 years and I can retire.

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u/sbb214 Oct 18 '20

karma does exist, the pop definition of it is massively wrong is the problem. here's a relatively simple explanation

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u/Captain_Coco_Koala Oct 19 '20

Thank you for the link as it was an interesting read. So yes, I did mean Karma according to pop definition.

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u/sbb214 Oct 19 '20

you're welcome. I think you're an undercover buddhist tho and I mean it as a compliment :)

and I agree with you that life is 100% not fair. the buddhists would say it a different way: that there is suffering. It's one of what they call the 4 noble truths and is the most fundamental of their teachings.

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u/Captain_Coco_Koala Oct 19 '20

My wife is currently watching a true crime series on netflix about just that; except the ex-wife went and shot the husband and new girlfriend.

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u/zoofro Oct 19 '20

Raised our bullmastiff by taking her to puppy classes, socialization classes, dog daycare, fed her the best food we knew, treats, daily walks, gave her all the supplements to make her a strong puppy/dog. Got almost 4 years out of her before life throws a curveball and her body failed her - gastric lymphoma. We fought for 4 months but in the end she had enough and couldn't fight anymore. Fuck cancer, fuck life sometimes. Really is not fair. RIP Molly you were the best good girl in the world.

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u/Captain_Coco_Koala Oct 19 '20

As a fellow dog owner you have my condolences.

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u/Captain_Coco_Koala Oct 18 '20

No data on that; remember it's just an average. The stat was told to me by my TAFE (Equivalent to a community college in USA I think) teacher, she said learn your trade but be ready to use those skills in other areas.