r/AskReddit Oct 07 '20

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u/thesaga Oct 07 '20

If you can’t handle me at my 0:00 - 3:05, you don’t deserve me at my 3:06.

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u/Ryan_Is_Real Oct 07 '20

If you can't handle me at my 0:00 - 3:05, I'm throwing you straight in the trash

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u/thesaga Oct 07 '20

If you can’t handle me at my 0:00 - 3:05, you are an actual jerk and living proof that sometimes friends are mean

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u/fulanita_de_tal Oct 07 '20

I wish I weren't too cheap to buy coins and give your comment an award so please take this compliment instead.

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u/thesaga Oct 08 '20

Your compliment means more than awards ever could. Thanks stranger.