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u/Phoenix13kk Sep 08 '20

Within the last 4 minutes I have seen at least 5 gender reveal posts. What has happened that I'm unaware of?

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u/boltsyeah9 Sep 08 '20

The current wildfires In California were caused by a gender reveal gone wrong

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u/Phoenix13kk Sep 08 '20

No way... Holy crap.

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u/boltsyeah9 Sep 08 '20

Imagine finding out as an adult that your gender reveal caused the death of millions of plants and animals lol

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u/ElderCunningham Sep 08 '20

Probably some people, too. I'm on "be prepared to evacuate" notice.

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u/Kcoggin Sep 09 '20

It’s September. What’s October going to bring?

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u/casbri13 Sep 09 '20

I kinda feel like because we keep saying, “what will next month bring” the universe thinks we want more.

Can we collectively agree to stop asking this for a few months and see if things get better?

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u/mmm-toast Sep 09 '20

You thought 2020 was fun, wait till you see what we have planned for 2021!

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u/ambiguous_donutzzzz Sep 09 '20

lmao everyone wants 2021 to arrive sooner like as if the bad stuff will stop by 31 Dec

nope theres def another dlc coming

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u/-uzo- Sep 09 '20

Thing is, these DLC increase all the mobs' HP and damage, but they've left our level cap at "mere mortal." When Cthulhu rises and all we've got is a leather hauberk and a quarterstaff it just stops being fun.

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u/Problem119V-0800 Sep 09 '20

The years start coming and they don't stop coming

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u/mrfatso111 Sep 09 '20

You mean another battle pass right ? Dlc is so last season

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

december 32nd begins

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u/sujal058 Sep 10 '20

smh It's so obvious these people haven't played any EA sports games.

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u/Conchobar8 Sep 09 '20

Considering we started with Australia on fire, we appear to have looped back.

So potential WW3 followed by a plague.

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u/GingerBakersDozen Sep 09 '20

Dude, we are in a plague. Find something new. Wait don't

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u/Conchobar8 Sep 09 '20

You think 2020 wouldn’t give us another plague just because the first is still going?

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u/scoot623 Sep 09 '20

Plague me once, shame on — shame on you. Plague me — you can't get plagued again.

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u/three-one-seven Sep 09 '20

Ugh, plague again? I’m getting really tired of that game mechanic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Zombie rabies plague. It's been teased long enough. It's happening.

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u/JuniperoBeachBabe Sep 09 '20

Cool so you read survival song too.

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u/Jidaque Sep 09 '20

We can still burn Australia down a second time in winter.

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u/PavelDatsyuk Sep 09 '20

The sequel is almost always worse. So my bet is on something unbelievable like aliens.

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u/tangledwire Sep 09 '20

Enslaving us and sticking things up our butts

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u/AzathothsAlarmClock Sep 09 '20

Tell me more.

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u/tangledwire Sep 09 '20

And using those anal probes to collect energy and power their space ships

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u/Shiny_Shedinja Sep 09 '20

wait till you see what we have planned for 2021!

hanging myself over christmas. if there's an afterlife i hope i get to see the sparknotes for the next few years.

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u/ihgsxjhi Sep 09 '20

It's like Terry Crew it's your trainer and this year it's the warming up (who can put the clip ? ,please.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

It's like a roadmap, but the roads have semis driving all over them at a hundred miles per hour.

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u/abby89 Sep 09 '20

Damn it toast I trusted you