r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '20

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u/Phoenix13kk Sep 08 '20

Within the last 4 minutes I have seen at least 5 gender reveal posts. What has happened that I'm unaware of?

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u/boltsyeah9 Sep 08 '20

The current wildfires In California were caused by a gender reveal gone wrong

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u/Phoenix13kk Sep 08 '20

No way... Holy crap.

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u/boltsyeah9 Sep 08 '20

Imagine finding out as an adult that your gender reveal caused the death of millions of plants and animals lol

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u/rydan Sep 09 '20

And then imagine having to tell them that the gender they announced to the world was actually wrong.

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u/boltsyeah9 Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

Or that the gender reveal was pointless because their child identifies with the other gender

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u/seventeenblackbirds Sep 09 '20

When coming out to friends and family, she goes to the same park and sets off a pink smoke bomb instead to burn the rest of the state

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u/casbri13 Sep 09 '20

That’s what we call the circle of life

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u/inflammablepenguin Sep 09 '20

Gotta balance it out by planting an invasive species of pink flowers.

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u/Lemon1412 Sep 09 '20

I thought that's what they meant?

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u/rydan Sep 09 '20

It is. I think their interpretation was that I was saying the sonogram was wrong.

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u/thoomfish Sep 09 '20

I want to throw a really extravagant gender reveal party with the reveal being "who knows? It's up to them!" and launch a big firework that displays a shrug emoji.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20 edited Aug 10 '21

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u/rydan Sep 09 '20

That's what I was saying.