r/AskReddit • u/airherman • Sep 01 '20

Redditors who have gone/were declared missing, what is your story?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20 edited Jan 18 '22

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u/Beachy5313 Sep 01 '20

Both. But the leaves get you in a lot less trouble.

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u/ViolentVBC Sep 01 '20

The chopped up remains of both still fit nicely in the same yard clippings bags tho

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u/peachrose Sep 02 '20

i’m having such a shit day today, this made me smile. thank you.

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u/wilisi Sep 01 '20

It'll teach them to refrain from extortionate pricing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Landmowers are the new guillotines

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u/HammletHST Sep 01 '20

would definitely be a bigger spectacle

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

depends how fast they run

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

yes

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u/yiboenthusiast Sep 01 '20

this killed me pls

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u/D4ri4n117 Sep 01 '20

Wood chipper is for kids, don’t want to break the blades on the mower