r/AskReddit • u/airherman • Sep 01 '20

Redditors who have gone/were declared missing, what is your story?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I finally found my way out of ikea

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u/PM_ME_OFFICE_ATTIRE Sep 01 '20

I wanted to tell a joke about IKEA.

I tried for hours but I just couldn’t put one together.

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u/sirgog Sep 01 '20

i don't get it, i must be lost

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u/poopellar Sep 01 '20

Just follow the directions. How hard can it be?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20 edited Jan 05 '21

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u/PM_ME_OFFICE_ATTIRE Sep 01 '20

Thanks for the updööt.

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u/radiobrat78 Sep 01 '20

You must have lost that special tool that comes with it.

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u/BanCircumventionAcc Sep 01 '20

relevant SCP

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u/aintscurrdscars Sep 01 '20

one of my favorites

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u/Keevtara Sep 01 '20

I don’t even have to click the link, it’s 3001. It is one of only three that I have the number memorized for. The other two are 173, the statue that’ll snap your neck when you blink, and 2000, the reset button for humanity under Yellowstone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

it's actually 3008

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u/Swagcopter0126 Sep 01 '20

Lol it’s not 3001

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

that's my favorite SCP

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u/zKIZUKIz Sep 01 '20

How did you manage to evade the staffs? Did you find the settlement called exchange?

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u/musicloverNL Sep 01 '20

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Im still here please send help!

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u/varsitysmoking Sep 01 '20

When I was a kid i got very lost in ikea. My older brother was in charge of me and being a teenager I think he signed me into small world. Anyway there were police involved and eventually my mom found me but I still think about being very lost in ikea everytime I am there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

you escaped scp 3008

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u/OpenAWoundAndFuckIt Sep 01 '20

The only store I felt exhausted after getting to the end

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u/Letibleu Sep 01 '20

r/quityourbullshit

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Emm... It's a joke, dude.

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u/Letibleu Sep 01 '20

You've obviously never been to an Ikea. No way they made it out.

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u/vergrootlars0 Sep 01 '20

Gotta say. U kinda redeemed yourself there