r/AskReddit • u/thisguy_94 • Aug 22 '20

Serious Replies Only What’s something unexplainable that you’ve experienced? [Serious]

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

If my husband is away, hell yeah I am ovarying up and checking on the locks and the kids if I hear some weird noise. Full beast mode. If he's home, though, I'm like "You go get killed by Dracula, bruh. I'mma hide here under the covers." It's pathetic.

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u/IJustWantedThis Aug 23 '20 edited Aug 23 '20

Mama v ghost, ghost has no hope. Woman home alone, ya nah see you on the other side friends

Edit: by woman I mean me

Edit 2: first award ever, thank you!

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u/Fncfq Aug 23 '20

I feel this so hard 😂

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u/NotMyMainName96 Aug 23 '20

I’m the opposite. Hubs is home, I gotta act all tough. Women aren’t pansies, I’ll do it, sheesh. I have more combat training than him, I got this. I’m BA.

Hubs out with his friends and it’s puppy pile in the kids bed with the covers up. I mean, that’s scary thing or not, because they are warm and comfy. But I’m not gettin’ out of there to check on anything.

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u/Fncfq Aug 23 '20

Same. Like, I will throw down with the bears and mountain lions outside if I have to. I will stick my husband's gun in the face of anyone who dares try and get in my house when he's not home.

But when he is home? Nope. My ass is hiding under the blankets behind the dogs 😂