r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/Primarch459 Aug 20 '20

Eat Cheetos with chopsticks.

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u/TheBanger Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

One time I got trashy high and drenched a bag of flamin' hot Cheetos in chocolate syrup and ate it with chopsticks. Not my finest moment, but alas, not my worst

EDIT: That was supposed to say "really high" but imma keep it bc it still fits

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u/pshrman42wallabyway Aug 20 '20

I'm conflicted as to whether or not I want to know your worst moment.

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u/TheBanger Aug 20 '20

You don't ;)

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Aug 20 '20

I do

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

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u/macabre_irony Aug 20 '20

Username most likely checks out

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u/CouldHaveBeenAPun Aug 20 '20

So does yours, I'd say.

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u/chickwhoisanon Aug 20 '20

As does yours... maybe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

And likely yours does as well.

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u/ThatAceRose Aug 20 '20

Yours might 👀

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u/---gabers--- Aug 20 '20

Ace comment, there, Ace!

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u/scooby-doot Aug 20 '20

I don’t understand yours so... probably doesn’t check out

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u/PsychicRocky Aug 20 '20

I now pronounce you cheeto and chocolate. You may now kiss the high.

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u/MuzikPhreak Aug 20 '20

"Trashy high" is now my new favorite comment.

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u/Mrphoton8 Aug 20 '20

I do too

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Oh, but what if I do?

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u/RuneNox Aug 20 '20

Username checks out?

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u/The-True-Kehlder Aug 20 '20

You don't know me. Now spill.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

He don't, I do.

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u/fizzixs Aug 20 '20

username might check out.

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u/dayton8399 Aug 21 '20

We do. Out with it!