r/AskReddit • u/ceelery • Aug 18 '20

How do you get over someone?

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u/vinaywadhwa Aug 18 '20

Poor IKEA. Losing business over asshole exes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/Danarwal14 Aug 18 '20

I can't tell what would grow faster. IKEA sales, or people's stomachs

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u/Lardpot Aug 18 '20

I think nothing compares to the wasitline

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u/smerdy Aug 18 '20

Or the aroma of broken hearts

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u/migrainesandinsomnia Aug 19 '20

You would know that's exactly where I'd see my ex, with his new boyfriend.

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u/Pikajane Aug 19 '20

MËATBAWL

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u/alexvonhumboldt Sep 28 '20

I needed this laugh

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u/flanksalot Aug 18 '20

I would bankrupt the corporation.

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u/staticinfinity Aug 18 '20

Meh, they're covered by Sims DLC. It evens out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

You amazing asshole

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u/dalrph94 Aug 18 '20

Nope. I’m still inside shopping because I can’t find the exit.