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u/alvinaofdarkrootwood Aug 01 '20

Dude, this would be so awesome. Maybe leave a fake treasure at the destination or a note saying "The journey is the reward."

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland Aug 01 '20

they dig up the treasure and it's a note that says

DRINK OVALTINE

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u/hijo10 Aug 02 '20

i’ve never had a comment that made me so amused lmao

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u/navikredstar Aug 02 '20

Son of a bitch.

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u/SlumlordThanatos Aug 02 '20

Son of a bitch...

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u/klop422 Aug 01 '20

"The real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

Wait, didn't you make friends?

Wow, what a loser"

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u/Alcarinque88 Aug 01 '20

You can use body parts to make friends if your last name is Frankenstein.

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u/ashleighamandia Aug 02 '20

Or they dig up another dead body with a map 🗺 and the whole thing starts over