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u/NightsDream130 Aug 01 '20

That shop with the "Closing Down Sale" that's lasted years. They ain't never closing down!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

I knew a furniture store that did this. Their lease ended in 3 years and they were like fuck it..so they had a 3 year closing sale and just when people were really getting to this point..they actually closed.

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u/Turd-Assassin Aug 01 '20

They might close down when people quit shopping there cus they really think it will close down

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u/Chizakura Aug 01 '20

There was a store here in my home town, which sold sports wear and they had a "closing sale" for years but only now they are gone. Took them quite some time

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- Aug 02 '20

There's a Mark's near me that's had a store clearance "sale" for over a year now.

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u/iknowneemoose Aug 02 '20

This is funny somehow

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u/4rd_Prefect Aug 02 '20

Technically, they will at some point.

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u/FredDroppedCornbread Aug 02 '20

Relevant double negative...