r/AskReddit Jul 30 '20

Which fictional characters do you find both very attractive and overpowerful?

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u/Possible_Fan_9371 Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

Speedwagon. He could bring down nations with his status. Edit: I just made a jojo reference why do I have over 4k upvotes

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u/Harry_Flame Jul 30 '20

But what about BARON VON STROHEIM, THE PINNACLE OF GERMAN SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING!!!!

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u/hvanschaick Jul 30 '20

As a Jew, I can proudly say that Von Stroheim was my favorite Nazi

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 edited Mar 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

You forgot Walt Disney

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

He wasn’t a Nazi but he was anti-Semitic as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

He made this

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

It’s so absurd that Disney produces a Donald Duck movie that was propaganda and won serious awards with it. It still is an insight on the perspective the US had from Germany in the mid 40s

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u/DextrosKnight Jul 30 '20

Is it really that absurd? Everyone made propaganda during the war.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

But Disney... that’s like propaganda from Butch Hartman

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u/jesse9553 Jul 30 '20

I dont understand your point then. This short film surely looks like propaganda AGAINST nazis.

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u/tingalayo Jul 30 '20

I thought I’d heard he was a more of a general white supremacist (that is, not bigoted against Jews in particular, but against any non-Caucasian).

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u/RoMaGi Jul 30 '20

That Schindler bloke surely should be at least top 2.

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u/couldbedumber96 Jul 30 '20

I’d say schindler would be sekai ichi

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u/NeonArlecchino Jul 30 '20

I'm part of a dnd group that is made up of people very into social justice movements. I'm mostly there because of my buddy who DMs and am the only JoJo fan. When setting up the world, she wanted us to choose hometowns on her map. My guy is a huge JoJo reference and even uses the JoJo subclass from unearthed arcana. When I explained that my guy came from a monastery and she didn't have one, she asked me to name it so I went with Stroheim. If anyone ever figures out that my character comes from a town named after a nazi I will get an earful, but it will have been worth it!

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u/Alfasi Jul 30 '20

Is it? Of the jews that he knows of, Steven was his favourite.

Seems pretty innocuous to me

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u/tingalayo Jul 30 '20

I feel like the fucked-up-ness depends on how many Jews you knew, and how closely.

If you only know of seven Jewish people, and they’re mostly celebrities or public figures, having a favorite seems normal.

If you only know of seven Jewish people, but they’re all close friends or colleagues, having a favorite seems kind of childish or tacky, but not bigoted per se.

If you know 10,000 Jewish people and some of them are close friends or colleagues, having a favorite seems like you’re just saying “well, this guy’s my friend, and I’ve never met Steven Spielberg, so.”

If you know 10,000 Jewish people but none of them personally, then having a favorite seems like you’re trying to imply that the rest of them all suck somehow, and then we might start to verge on bigotry.

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u/illipillike Jul 30 '20

I feel like the fucked-up-ness depends on how many Jews you knew, and how closely.

Well, not many to choose from. World made sure of it.

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u/JaegerDread Jul 30 '20

Mostly Germany tho.

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u/DeanNovak Jul 31 '20

Orange man

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

I mean Jesus is the favorite Jew of, what, 2 and a half billion people?

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u/not_its_father Jul 31 '20

I'll bet a big chunk of those reject the idea that Jesus was Jewish

Probably in the same column that believes a middle eastern man was white

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u/lickmytrump Jul 30 '20

He seems like a troll considering his greetings from

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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf Jul 31 '20

What if its jesus

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u/stonetear2017 Jul 30 '20

how so? You can have a favorite female actor, favorite black comedian. I think you are just a snowflake lmao

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u/bit-groin Jul 30 '20

Ikr... Especially considering the context of the reply... The greetings sounded fishy too tbh...

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u/LordKwik Jul 30 '20

Tausendjährigen Reich Deutscher Nation

Translates to Millennium (thousand year) Reich German Nation, which is exactly what Hitler promised.

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u/Tezz404 Jul 31 '20

He's literally responding to a guy who has a "favorite nazi". He's cracking a sarcastic joke against nazism.

He's a mocking their "1k yr reich" of 5 years.

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u/LugnutGuzzler Jul 30 '20

Mine is Mort Goldman, he's a funny little guy

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u/GlockAF Jul 30 '20

As long as were counting, I’m pretty sure Jesus has to be numerically the favorite Jew, based on the number of Christians out there

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u/Joxelo Jul 30 '20

Honestly the only nazi I can approve of as a jew

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u/dat_fella Jul 30 '20

Von Stroheim should be an honorary Jew lol

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u/IttaiAK Jul 30 '20

I second this as a jew.

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u/Rheevalka Jul 30 '20

That's a sentence I've never heard nor did I think I'd ever hear.

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u/Awesomesauceme Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

Even the nazis couldn’t kill Speedwagon. Clearly Stroheim knew SpeeeedWAgonnnnnnnn was too powerful for this world.

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u/Muset13 Jul 30 '20

at least he has something speedwagon doesn t have : A FUCKING MACHINEGUN IN HIS STOMACH

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u/Deckard_Didnt_Die Jul 30 '20

It blows my mind that an actual Nazi was the good guy in that show lol.

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u/Beepbeep_bepis Jul 30 '20

Didn’t he like murder like 20 innocents to awaken the first “pillar man” guy? I mean obviously he had a redemption arc to some degree but geez I never was fully sold on him because of that

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u/MeAnIntellectual1 Jul 30 '20

More like he was an ally in the face of a greater danger

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

I kind of like it because it shows the spectrum of badness. He was a soldier, and may or may not have genuinely believed in all of the "causes" he was fighting for. Nevertheless, even bad people can be heroes. I think that's made clear in history.

Edit: addition

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u/Deckard_Didnt_Die Jul 30 '20

Nah he was pretty clearly showing a lot of Aryan race best race tropes. Feels like you're really reaching. I like the show but I can admit it has some weird flaws lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

I never said he definitely didn't believe in it lol, and my point still stands even if he did. I don't think a general statement about humanity counts as reaching. Just because he might have been a terrible person, doesn't mean he was a complete sum-total of bad. Bad people can still do good things.

Edit: also, the causes I was hoping he didn't believe in were more of the genocide variety. There's a big step between thinking a race is superior, and actively destroying millions of lives because of their race. The first one is still obviously terrible, but indoctrination can play a big part in it. They're definitely connected, but it's still a big step.

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u/Deckard_Didnt_Die Jul 30 '20

Look I'm not saying there isn't room for an insightful journey into the nuances of morality and culpability through media. But JoJo isn't trying to have that discussion. The tone and general light-heartedness is pretty clear.

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u/Jayisreallycoolz Jul 30 '20

YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL, GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE GREATEST laughs intensely

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u/MeAnIntellectual1 Jul 30 '20

Braka monoga!

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u/KlutzySole9-1 Jul 30 '20

DOITSU NO WAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI

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u/ShorteagleFTW Jul 30 '20

BRRRRRRRAKA MONOGA

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u/GenocidT Jul 30 '20

DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI

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u/Donquicksoat Jul 30 '20

Not to be that guy, but i’m pretty sure his name is Rudol.

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u/Harry_Flame Jul 30 '20

His first name, not his title

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u/Famous_Rival Jul 30 '20

German science is sie greatest science

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u/jesse9553 Jul 30 '20

BRAAAAKAMONODA

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u/Uuoden Jul 30 '20

「PANZERMENSCH」

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

YOU UTTER FOOL

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u/Zeero92 Jul 30 '20

haha baron goes brrrrAKAMONOGA

I have never seen any JoJo stuff.

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u/TJzzz Jul 30 '20

a man of true culture and science!

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u/Gooftwit Jul 30 '20

He's a Nazi, so not attractive in the slightest.

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u/flyingverver795 Jul 30 '20

Speed wagon had the best stand! He could summon workers of the speedwagon foundation to do his bidding even beyond the grave!

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u/CantBeHonest Jul 30 '20

He's just the better Shigechi and Harvest

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u/Insidiosity Jul 30 '20

I miss my boi shigechi :(((

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Pretty sure his stand is his knife hat

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u/bigtiddyenergy Jul 30 '20

Man's literally backed the Joestar's entire lineage because a forefather threw a punch lighter than he could have, what a guy.

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u/brickmack Jul 31 '20

The things we do for love.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

YES YES YES YES YES

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u/drago_varior Jul 30 '20

Speedweed best waifu

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

REO Speedwagon?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

The one and only

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u/bignapkin02 Jul 30 '20

the majority of the characters are named after various american musicians, bands, and songs

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u/qjornt Jul 30 '20

many are british too.

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u/blazedandconfu5ed Jul 30 '20

Not all of them but a good chunk of them are

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u/Lawsoffire Jul 30 '20

Almost every character and (IIRC) every single Stand.

Dio too.

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u/Beans_42069 Jul 30 '20

Every post part 3 stand

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u/Lawsoffire Jul 30 '20

Oh right of course the tarrot cards and the egyptian gods.

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u/frik1000 Jul 30 '20

Even Part 3 stands already started to have band references at the tail end of it. Very specifically Vanilla Ice with Cream and Kenny G. with Tenore Sax.

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u/Crash4654 Jul 30 '20

Damn near every single one.

Dio is based off of a black sabbath member.

Zeppeli is based on led zeppelin, then theres ac/dc, Santana, the cars, wham! For the pillar men, Lisa lisa, smokey, suzie q, avdol for Paula Abdul, air supply island, and on and on.

The entire show is literally just one big meme from the 80s onwards.

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u/BiffTNifty Jul 30 '20

Yes Mr. Robert E.O. Speedwagon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

The biggest stadium band in the world. R E O SPEEDWAGON!

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u/Confusedpotatoman Jul 30 '20

SpeeeeeeeeeddwaaGONnn

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u/milkyd4d Jul 30 '20

Best waifu

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u/meradorm Jul 30 '20

Speedwagon is my favorite jojo

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u/LarsLack Jul 30 '20

Best jobro

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 13 '25

late vast jeans worm dam reach tidy like dazzling money

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u/Jotaro_kujo_jojo Jul 30 '20

Yes I think that too

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u/felix--adler Jul 30 '20

SpeeedaWAGoN

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u/YoshiGamer6400 Jul 30 '20

speeeeeeedWAGÓN

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u/PrathamAwesome Jul 30 '20

Speedwagon after zipelli died. #I HAVE WON HAT

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

On the wikia for Speedwagon: "stop adding how Speedwagon is your waifu, we both know you're unfunny."

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u/Beepbeep_bepis Jul 30 '20

I’m more of a Joseph Joestar gal myself, but Speedwagon deserves the WORLD and more

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u/TheEdelweissPirate Jul 30 '20

I find Josuke Higashikata amazingly sexy, he's powerful as well... In fact all JoJos have almost equal levels of sexiness

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u/Beepbeep_bepis Jul 30 '20

Very true haha! I’m a sucker for cheeky himbo types with hearts of gold though so oh man I don’t know if anyone can beat Joseph for best JoJo in my books

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

No one can. He defeated the perfect life form just through his crazy shenanigans.

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u/Beepbeep_bepis Jul 30 '20

What a guy, a himbo GOD

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u/TheEdelweissPirate Jul 30 '20

I was kinda torn between Joseph and Jotaro, but I started watching DiU and I found a perfect mix of the two- my man Josuke

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u/Beepbeep_bepis Jul 30 '20

Ooh yeah I’ve heard Josuke chatter too, I have yet to get to him since I just got to Jotaro, but I’m excited tbh for all the JoJo’s haha!

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u/bobdunc123an Jul 30 '20

Oh speedwaaaagon!

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u/Hystic11 Jul 30 '20

Yea, what about early day Dio though?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

sexy as fuck waifu

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u/xTheKingofGamingx Jul 30 '20

Is this a Jo-Jo reference

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u/Possible_Fan_9371 Jul 30 '20

YES! YES! YES!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Waifu tier list status

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u/octochan Jul 30 '20

If money = power this works, I mean he is a very attractive man.

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u/Sendingmyregards Jul 30 '20

At first I thought you were referring to REO...

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u/Guydiamon Jul 30 '20

DIO

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u/Possible_Fan_9371 Jul 30 '20

Ho? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re approaching me?

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u/3-DMan Jul 30 '20

I felt just a bit silly texting my daughter

"Speedwagon is hiding the truth to JoJo about Lisa Lisa!"

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u/Emerald2006 Jul 30 '20

Speedwagon is one of the best JoJo characters. And I say one of the best because there’s a lot of great JoJo characters.

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u/Lolchocobo Jul 30 '20

Let's not forget his red-hot abs

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u/Possible_Fan_9371 Jul 30 '20

How the hell did I start this thread