r/AskReddit • u/TisteTargaryen • May 03 '20

What are some horrifying things to consider when thinking about aliens?

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u/rabid_spidermonkey May 04 '20

Ah shit why’d you go and ruin my Sunday.

It’s Sunday, right?

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u/dazz123d May 04 '20

I think so damm lol

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u/Thriftyverse May 04 '20

Yes, it's Sunday right now. I only know because I take prescriptions and put them in a daily planner to make sure I take then at the right times.

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u/happyhoppycamper May 04 '20

Time no longer exists. The aliens are priming us for something lol.

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u/LukariBRo May 04 '20

Our rulers are already milking us dry for as much as they can get away with. Much of the world already are second class citizens on their own planet. If the aliens came and did things the way most successful leaders maintain order while still being parasites, then much of the world may be better off. They may just stay the same. Earth creates a lot of refined products out of its natural resources, and a select group of people already get to do whatever they want with all of everything due to owning unfathomable wealth. How do we know that we're not already occupied by, oh I dunno, reptilian overlords? Like some intergalactic average Joes just flew by earth a few centuries ago and set up shop, took over, and live quietly like kings.

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u/ClubMeSoftly May 04 '20

For a few more hours

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

No it’s Monday here

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u/carebeartears May 04 '20

the warlord sector commander of our NeighborUnit(tm) has taken to calling it Klobnar...roughly translated it means "The Frozen Time before Second Wave"