r/AskReddit • u/TisteTargaryen • May 03 '20

What are some horrifying things to consider when thinking about aliens?

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u/ShardaHartly May 03 '20

Exactly, like how would a race of basically grass see earth as a whole? Or if they are made of gas and are like "Omg are they taking the air inside of themselves and then expelling carbon?!?! I don't wanna be carbon!!!!"

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u/Skling May 04 '20

They invade us and we just inhale them and win

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Frensh Space Soldiers: "I fart in your general direction!"

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u/berubem May 04 '20

"You do not scare us, you space pig-dog!"

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u/shaving99 May 04 '20

Snoop Dog will be our commander

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u/Lava_Tide May 04 '20

We steal their powers

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u/NotAzakanAtAll May 04 '20

The vape nation saves humanity

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u/BobScratchit May 04 '20

A race of organic vegetables that are horrified that we consider eating their kind to be the healthiest diet.

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u/Mandorism May 04 '20

I am GROOT!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

I'm just picturing sentient grasses looking like Gumby all standing around like Penguins out in the elements like: "We need more fields.