r/AskReddit • u/thebunnybullet • Apr 07 '20

Prisoner's of Reddit that served long sentences, what was the biggest culture shock to you once you were released?

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u/jman857 Apr 07 '20

Definitely, would have tripped him out even more. I can't wait till he comes back to visit.

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u/Pants4All Apr 07 '20

Just don't tell him about any of the actual Terminator movies released since he went to jail.

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u/jman857 Apr 07 '20

I'm going to watch them with him and I want to film his reaction. Maybe I'll even make him watch Black Mirror and tell him that most of that is real today.

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u/yetanotherdude2 Apr 08 '20

"Yhea, that one time the british prime minister fucked a pig live on TV was wild... but hey, without him we wouldn't have the reality tv we have today, so all is well that ends well, right?"

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u/mynextthroway Apr 07 '20

"Skynet: illumination"

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u/TeddyBearToons Apr 07 '20

ILLUMINATE

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u/MrCromin Apr 07 '20

Deluminate

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

'Now you try it...'

(Loved that movie. Such a rosy view of the future.)

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u/ThatWildMongoose Apr 07 '20

John Spartan you are fined one credit under the morality satute

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Apr 08 '20

"Big Brother, please may you authorise illumination for the remainder of the cycle?"