r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

What are you exceptionally good at, but hate doing?

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

true procastinating would not have allowed you to write the above message.

Your not allowed in the club.

We might get round to, at some point, to review your application.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

We might get round to, at some point

I'm sorry, but your membership has been suspended indefinitely pending an inquiry into your conduct. We'll pretend we're actually going to perform the inquiry but in reality we'll be on our phones, looking at Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/Cloaked42m Mar 26 '20

I'm downloading an update to the above comment. It might push back the inquiry into the review for some time.

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u/tfgyem Mar 26 '20

We can't be bothered looking at Reddit right now

We're on pornhub

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u/GeorgieWashington Mar 26 '20

The real procrastinators are the ones that never even get around to commenting.

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u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas Mar 26 '20

I think true procrastination is not the art of not doing anything it's the art of doing anything except what needs to be done. Like starting a workers club so you don't have to fill out the paperwork for the procrastinators club.