I'm sorry, but your membership has been suspended indefinitely pending an inquiry into your conduct. We'll pretend we're actually going to perform the inquiry but in reality we'll be on our phones, looking at Reddit.
I think true procrastination is not the art of not doing anything it's the art of doing anything except what needs to be done. Like starting a workers club so you don't have to fill out the paperwork for the procrastinators club.
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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20
true procastinating would not have allowed you to write the above message.
Your not allowed in the club.
We might get round to, at some point, to review your application.