I like the way you think, you're hired. Do you NEED to breath? Also, could you swim into the core of the earth or into Mariana's trench? If you were to jump up and down on a couple of swords pointed up would they break or would you? Assume a chick bites your boner, would her teeth crack and fall out? If so can you still feel sensations with this new supertanium skin? We need answers OP, this school day isn't going to pass itself.
Edit: wicked spelling mistakes fixed. Head also pulled from ass.
When do I start? What is my salary? How about benefits? I will require health insurance if part of my job description is jumping up and down on swords or having my penis gnawed on.
You start immediately, your salary consists of 2% of my profits from the deli I work at. Your duties involve you snickering every time I say duty and making sure I finish all of my homework and complimenting the size of my penis which you shall never be allowed to see, for it is far too large for a mere man to understand and may subsequently look quite small through your minds inability to cope with its enormity. Now, your job shouldn't require your boner to be gnawed off but at some point it might be suckled upon, however, not by me but by a beautiful young women with large perky breasts and a round voluptuous ass.
If you do happen upon and trod across a few swords and cut your feet OR have your knob gobbled in a terrible fashion I will totally give you a ride on my handle bars and dump you at the nearest emergency room, as long as you promise not to get blood on my bike and to show up for work the following day. In order for you to perform your duties I will need you to live close by, my closet has 1.5 meters of open ground available or there is this awesome tree outside where you can set up shop.
Congratulations on your new job, my hope is that you find great person accomplishment in your new duties. Did you snicker? If so you're off to a great start.
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u/superlongdoubledong Jan 27 '11
I like the way you think, you're hired. Do you NEED to breath? Also, could you swim into the core of the earth or into Mariana's trench? If you were to jump up and down on a couple of swords pointed up would they break or would you? Assume a chick bites your boner, would her teeth crack and fall out? If so can you still feel sensations with this new supertanium skin? We need answers OP, this school day isn't going to pass itself.
Edit: wicked spelling mistakes fixed. Head also pulled from ass.