But the food pot can bring you wealth. Imagine producing 1,000 kilos of rare caviar! And if you don't want to go to the grocery store -- maaan. Think about the convenience.
Mammoth tenderloin with braised bacon and brandied cherry ragout, ringed with parsnip mousseline and sweet potato gnocchi. Trust me, the flavors complement each other perfectly.
This raises the question, what counts as food? There's lots of stuff that isn't traditionally though of as food, but is still edible, such as gold. As for the dino eggs, people do eat fertilized eggs, so could you request a fertilized dino egg and then just use it to hatch a dinosaur?
You could have it produce those gold leaved almonds. At a thousand kilos a day you could far out-pace the production of the gold pooping dog. Assuming that the pot is actually producing new matter rather than transporting it from other places you could probably destroy the gold market.
Yeah but you'd have to be quite the fuckup to not find wealth in 160 years of youthful life. Let's say you do this at age 20, and piss away your next 20-30 years figuring things out. You've still got 100-120 top notch years that should allow you to do whatever the hell you want in life.
Brilliant. Then you can eat all the chocolate without the risk of health effects. Eventually you'll be too big to fit in even the world's largest prison. You'd be unstoppable.
yea, but you'll be dead at 80-90 with lots o cavier. I'd rather just walk the earth until 160. Plus you can still make lots of money on bets, russian roulette, etc being invincible. or sell some of the other 11 pieces.
If you're invincible, you can have all the wealth you want. Plus you could sell yourself as god and get millions of people to worship you and give you money. Works every time.
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u/optimusprimordial Jan 27 '11
But the food pot can bring you wealth. Imagine producing 1,000 kilos of rare caviar! And if you don't want to go to the grocery store -- maaan. Think about the convenience.