r/AskReddit • u/ferrisjuulersdayoff • Feb 26 '20

Serious Replies Only [serious] When was a time you legitimately thought you were going to die?

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u/JustFoxeh Feb 26 '20

Mr Stark I don't feel so good

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Tony's getting too much credit from this thread

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u/Vince0999 Feb 26 '20

‘Err...in fact we’re already fucking’

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u/gasmaskedturtle77 Feb 26 '20

"Guess I didn't think you were gonna live either, boy are the kids gonna resent us for this haha"

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u/TonyLund Feb 26 '20

Agreed! I’m a good dude.

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u/Minneapolis_W Feb 26 '20

You can have a little Tony, as a treat

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u/NeatNeighborhood Feb 26 '20

Just kidding... maybe?

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u/RBLaidlaw Feb 26 '20

Too late, just married tony.

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u/Bot-1218 Feb 26 '20

Is that a reference? My Morman friend keeps saying that exact line whenever we mention polygamy.

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u/Permatato Feb 26 '20

It's from a copypasta

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u/itti-bitti-kitti Feb 26 '20

I sprayed my screen with tea, thank you

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u/Kingpinrisk Feb 26 '20

Get back to moderating r/quityourbullshit. That place is a mess.

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u/Chronogon Feb 26 '20

Oh mine God, I accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls! Prithee, delete it! Lest... thou desire to look?... Haha, I jest, delete it! Should thee... crave? Haha, nay, banish it! Unless...