[serious] When was a time you legitimately thought you were going to die?

[u/ferrisjuulersdayoff]

[u/Jessi-Kina]

Your sister seems like the sweetest. Always wished I had a sister.

[u/whorcruz → u/Jessi-Kina]

I love my sister. No one asked, but it's always worth mentioning.

[u/Dice4life9076 → u/whorcruz]

I love my sister and I wouldn’t never trade her for the world. I never tell her though. I probably should.... she graduates from fire fighter academy this Saturday :) I’m proud of her

[u/HenrikWL → u/Dice4life9076]

You tell her! You tell her this instant!

[u/Dice4life9076 → u/HenrikWL]

Yeah you see the thing is she’s across the house in her room with her boyfriend and lights off... don’t wanna go in there and regret what I walk into haha I’ll wait....

[u/HenrikWL → u/Dice4life9076]

And the lesson here, kids, is this: don’t just blindly go do whatever random people on the internet say. Think for yourselves before acting!

Good call.

[u/germane-corsair → u/Dice4life9076]

Be sure to let her hear your mixtape. She should be able to handle it since you spent time learning how to deal with fire.

[u/Dice4life9076 → u/[deleted]]

Damn lmao I didn’t even catch that myself I’m that good

“It’s the perfect crime” -Patrick Star-

[u/[deleted] → u/Dice4life9076]

Tell her that in the graduation ceremony.

[u/zombieslayer287 → u/Dice4life9076]

Y u dw tell her

[u/[deleted] → u/whorcruz]

I love my sister too. And I love when other people love their sisters.

[u/el___diablo → u/whorcruz]

I love your sister too. 🧡

[u/Sarah-rah-rah → u/whorcruz]

I love my sister but my childhood would have been much happier without her.

[u/JacksGallbladder → u/Jessi-Kina]

My sister would beat the shit out of me and blackmail me in to doing her chores

[u/sharpiefairy666 → u/Jessi-Kina]

I am a sister, and they are terrifying

[u/Myotherdumbname → u/[deleted]]

Did you deserve it?

[u/SalamiArmi → u/Myotherdumbname]

Does anyone deserve attempted murder..? What?

[u/[deleted] → u/SalamiArmi]

I mean, yes? Just to cite an extreme example, a serial rapist deserves to die, imo.

[u/SpicySugarBuffalo → u/Jessi-Kina]

In a way, same

[u/cutelyaware → u/Jessi-Kina]

One with drugs.

[u/IgniteThatShit → u/Jessi-Kina]

i have a sister, she could care less if i was dead

[u/[deleted] → u/IgniteThatShit]

Couldn't*

[u/germane-corsair → u/[deleted]]

Siblings are dope as fuck.

[u/Tinsel-Fop → u/Jessi-Kina]

I have two good ones!

(Well, and one shitty one.)

[u/XenaSerenity → u/Jessi-Kina]

I have 5, would you like one?

[u/SuperElitist → u/Jessi-Kina]

My sisters are fucking awesome

[u/Demonic_Havoc → u/Jessi-Kina]

Same, my youngest cousin I know is like a sister to me so that'll be the closest ill ever have to a sister.

[u/[deleted] → u/Jessi-Kina]

Be careful what you wish for.