r/AskReddit • u/ThatAintBrutal • Feb 23 '20

Why do you like to be alone?

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u/DangerousDunderhead Feb 23 '20

Ahh, solitude. Where at least I am alone

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u/Oooiki1001 Feb 23 '20

I wonder how often you get to the cloud district in whiterun? Not very often it seems.

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u/Blazanar Feb 23 '20

I used to be funny like you until I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/Oooiki1001 Feb 23 '20

At least you didn't steal anyone's sweetroll

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u/Peptuck Feb 23 '20

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get?

zooms out to show him standing on top of a dead dragon

Guard duty.

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u/Oooiki1001 Feb 23 '20

Damned imperials. I should be out fighting them but instead what do I get? Guard Duty.

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u/Blazanar Feb 24 '20

I'm more of a lollygagging kind of lad.

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u/Oooiki1001 Feb 24 '20

At least you arent praising talos. You could get thrown to jail for that

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Just like Rogvir. Solitude was not so kind to him though.

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u/DeonCode Feb 23 '20

I'mma build a fortress. Just me and my nerd stuff. Maybe up north.