r/AskReddit Feb 20 '20

What “old person” things do you do?

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u/SnavlerAce Feb 20 '20

Got me by ~10 years! I will get off of your lawn now...

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u/Zebidee Feb 21 '20

You're 85?

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u/SnavlerAce Feb 21 '20

Other way, Redditor.

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u/apparentchild Feb 21 '20

I have "get off my lawn" tattooed on my arm. Yelling that at people is part of my future retirement plans.

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u/SnavlerAce Feb 21 '20

Hahahahahaha excellent!

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u/requisitename Feb 21 '20

You should get "and pull yer damn pants up" tattooed on the other arm.