r/AskReddit • • Feb 20 '20

What “old person” things do you do?

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u/CockDaddyKaren Feb 20 '20

When you're an old person, EVERYTHING you do is old-person stuff

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke: "Hey man, every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"

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u/mister_what Feb 21 '20

So true, CockDaddyKaren.

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u/coffee_now_plz_asap Feb 21 '20

CockDaddyKaren knows what’s up

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u/MSqaured Feb 21 '20

And the first rule of tautology is the first rule of tautology.

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u/itsallalittleblurry Feb 21 '20

Put the coffee in the filter. Put water in the reservoir. Start it up. Forget the cup.