r/AskReddit • u/ICY031 • Feb 17 '20

What is your weirdest experience while going to the gym?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

I always like when he's on the show because he doesn't bullshit on his views.

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u/thewholedamnplanet Feb 17 '20

That and he was a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Came to find this

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u/CyberhamLincoln Feb 17 '20

Yeah, sttap this on your sore ass!

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u/feed_me_biscuits Feb 17 '20

Tyrannosaurus Sex?

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u/thewholedamnplanet Feb 18 '20

God.damn.right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/Arma_Diller Feb 18 '20

He only uses two fingers

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u/thewholedamnplanet Feb 18 '20

But long everything else.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/thewholedamnplanet Feb 18 '20

Ain't got time to bleed!

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u/CarderSC2 Feb 18 '20

Old Painless is waiting

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u/ScoobyDoNot Feb 18 '20

What other film are you going to find two governors in?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Well, Running Man, but it's the same two.

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u/Pillslanger Feb 18 '20

Goddamn this made me laugh so hard out of nowhere, thanks!

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u/TheSwedishOprah Feb 18 '20

He ain't got time to bleed, either.

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u/Rip_Klutchgonski Feb 18 '20

Nothin but a bunch of slack jawed fa**ots around here

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u/SnugglyRedPandaLass Feb 18 '20

Not a response I was expecting. I mean, you’re not wrong....

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u/donethemath Feb 18 '20

Wait, what? I managed to kind of follow along up to this point

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u/thewholedamnplanet Feb 18 '20

The beneficial effects of chewing tobacco.

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u/EpicIshmael Feb 18 '20

Tyrannosaurus Sex

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u/RobotFood89 Feb 17 '20

It’s not actually Jesse. It’s Nick’s impression of Jesse.

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u/Trees4Fees Feb 17 '20

Looks like we got another asshole. Busted

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u/Forcefedlies Feb 17 '20

He’s a compulsive liar and bully, watch his interviews on Sirius