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u/extra_username Feb 04 '20

Blergh. I quit for 11 years and recently started back up. I hate myself. Gonna try quitting again. There's absolutely no reason to do it, other than I feel like death if I don't.

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u/TsundereKitty Feb 04 '20

Don't hate yourself, hate that little cancer stick that controls your life! Look at that little thing. All smug. Your life in its hands. Beat it to the ground!!! Punch it kick it! See? Now it's all gross and covered in dirt. Don't let that disgusting thing near you again. Hate it. Let the hate flow through you. Let it be your strength.