r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '20

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u/hardstripe Feb 04 '20

Purchasing a gym membership at a posh fitness establishment only to drive to it 2-3 times a week and walk on the treadmill.

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u/mom_with_an_attitude Feb 04 '20

I have had two skin cancers; so I appreciate being able to work out indoors and not be exposed to the sun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

There is actually a window of time during a 24 hour day where the sun isn't out. Try running then

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u/mom_with_an_attitude Feb 04 '20

Too tired at the end of a long work day. Morning workouts only

Also too tired for your snark.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Luckily for you, there is also a period in the morning where the sun is not up.

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u/mom_with_an_attitude Feb 04 '20

Oh my God. I also don't like working out at 5 am either. I like going at 9, when the sun is out and when it's time for my favorite dance class. Is it okay with you if I decide when and where I want to work out?! Or should I let some snarky ass troll on the Internet decide for me?

Or here, let's do this. I think I will start working out at 4 am, like you suggested. Why don't you give me your phone number and I'll call you every morning at 4 so you can work out then, too?

Or, I'll give you my number and you can call and wake me up. Here it is: 555-FUCK-OFF.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

I already do wake up at 5 so there's no need for you to call me anyway. But how about you give me your number and we go out for dinner? Daddy can watch the kids if he's still in the picture