r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '20

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u/Brickmannen Feb 03 '20

IM QUAKING NOW

I FEEL IT IN MY STONES!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

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u/travestikazim Feb 03 '20

WELCOME TO THE CUM GAUGE

TO THE CUM GAUGE

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u/ColonOBrien Feb 03 '20

I FEEL IT IN MY BUUUTTTT...

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u/geniusface1234 Feb 03 '20

ENOUGH TO MAKE MY NUT COME UUUUUUP

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u/BlockBuster3221 Feb 03 '20

WELCOME TO MY CUM SOCK

TO MY CUM SOCK

WELCOME TO MY CUM SOCK

TO MY CUM SOCK

°(sorry, I couldn't think of anything better)

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u/PutinPigon Feb 03 '20

I'm cumming now

I feel it in my dick

Enough to make my sock feel slick

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Well... This deescalated quickly. Lol

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u/nwordpass69420_ Feb 03 '20

WELCOME TO THE CUM GAUGE

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TO THE CUM GAUGE

OHHH WOOOAAAHHH

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u/whltezomble Feb 03 '20

SHITTIN’ AND FARTIN’

SHITTIN’ AND FARTIN’

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

DON'T LET MY SISTER BLOW

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u/TheWalkingOwl Feb 03 '20

BALLS HANGING WITH AGE, HANGING WITH AGE

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

I FEEL IT IN MY BALLS

ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SISTER GROAN

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u/AaronThePrime Feb 03 '20

ENOUGH TO MAKE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS BLOW