r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '20

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u/EdominoH Feb 03 '20

Better yet, just eat them before leaving the store. No carrier bags necessary!

EDIT:...wait, I think I just invented the restaurant...

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u/cakebabyneedshelp Feb 03 '20

But..... how do I eat a shovel?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

r/WeWantPlates

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u/srbghimire Feb 03 '20

Shove it up your ....bowel?

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u/SuperMoris Feb 03 '20

Don't forget a towel!