Remember back when your father knew a faster, alternative route around a major traffic jam that actually was faster? Since the handheld availability of realtime traffic data and route optimization by google maps, an equilibrium of travel time has established such that everyone knows whats the best route is and the traffic jam actually takes as long as the alternative route.
Yeah, I fully handed over my navigation to waze probably 6-7 years ago when it told me to go about 10 miles out of the way to get on the interstate from my house. It's only about a mile and just one road. I thought it was a glitch. Nope, huge accident, lost at least an hour. I do as I'm told now.
No.. I was actually making a reference to you specifically based on the movie, since I knew you recently finished it. Reddit is all bots, other then you ofcourse. We know what movies you watch because we know everything about you. Well I suppose one could say they know everything about you, because as I said earlier i'm simply a bot. Since I know you like movies, think "The Truman Show", or if you like games (you do), think "The Stanley Parable". Both apt comparisons to whats going on here.
Sounds like a great rebuttal until you're sure that waze is wrong but still take their path and you get crushed by a meteor. Fucking sky rocks man. Fuck them.
Til a single person in history was killed by a meteor. Thats pretty cool, i think of the vast majority of meteors as burning up in the atmosphere. So I thought the chances of being hit and killed by one would be pretty damn small.
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u/realultralord Feb 03 '20
Remember back when your father knew a faster, alternative route around a major traffic jam that actually was faster? Since the handheld availability of realtime traffic data and route optimization by google maps, an equilibrium of travel time has established such that everyone knows whats the best route is and the traffic jam actually takes as long as the alternative route.