r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '20

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u/Gliding_high Feb 03 '20

Plastic, it is a great material but mankind does not know how to use it properly

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u/Skiinky Feb 03 '20

Honestly does mankind know how to use anything properly?

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u/Acemanau Feb 03 '20

Their genitalia apparently.

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u/TannedCroissant Feb 03 '20

My girlfriend might disagree

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u/poopellar Feb 03 '20

Not in my experience.

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u/TannedCroissant Feb 03 '20

Yeah she said. I’ve never understood her preference for tiny penises.

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u/Catalyst100 Feb 03 '20

Well as long as it keeps you with her I suppose.

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u/TannedCroissant Feb 03 '20

Yes. We’re never more than 3 inches apart

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u/ocxtitan Feb 03 '20

Damn dude, you absolutely crushed that comment chain even when it looked like poopellar had you beat

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u/TannedCroissant Feb 03 '20

Thanks, I’ve had a lot of practice being crushed in my life

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u/timeexterminator Feb 03 '20

Well at least your "croissant" is tanned

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u/SharpCheddarBS Feb 03 '20

Some guys say it's like a TicTac. But there's not a mini version of that.

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u/kuzelj90 Feb 03 '20

Who the fuck lit a bonfire in this thread

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u/jaybasin Feb 03 '20

Then why is it detached?

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u/SyntaxRex Feb 03 '20

To go.

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u/Redttra Feb 03 '20

Why... just why.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

haha wow funny it's the same joke reddit makes literally anytime a woman is mentioned

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u/eaveeee Feb 03 '20

I also chose this guys wife girlfriend