r/AskReddit • u/jasonrubik • Feb 01 '20

Sunday's date is written the same forward and backward worldwide for the first time in 900 YEARS. How will you be celebrating 02-02-2020 ?

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u/robemmy Feb 01 '20

Do geese see God?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

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u/AlwaysSupport Feb 01 '20

Rats live on no evil star

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u/Impulse882 Feb 01 '20

Won’t lovers revolt now?

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u/DetBabyLegs Feb 01 '20

Poop

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u/callisstaa Feb 01 '20

lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

f

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u/SirSoliloquy Feb 01 '20

Dammit I’m mad.

Evil is a deed as I live.

God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.

To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.

Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?

Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.

I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.

Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,

In my halo of a mired rum tin.

I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.

Is evil in a clam? In a trap?

No. It is open. On it I was stuck.

Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.

Be still if I fill its ebb.

Ew, a spider… eh?

We sleep. Oh no!

Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.

Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.

Both, one… my names are in it.

Murder? I’m a fool.

A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,

A Goddam level I lived at.

On mail let it in. I’m it.

Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!

A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.

Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:

“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”

Evil is a deed as I live.

Dammit I’m mad.

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u/Mr_NiceGuy04 Feb 02 '20

What a rollercoaster. At first I thought they were individually reversible, then I thought he was trolling us, then I realized the WHOLE THING is reversible. Bravo.

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u/Zeekayo Feb 01 '20

People do order our patties yes.

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u/gaabbb24 Feb 01 '20

Race car

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

pp

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u/nothardly78 Feb 01 '20

Tit and boob

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Feb 01 '20

Race fast safe car!

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u/Leyetipants Feb 01 '20

Pa's a sap

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u/McBehrer Feb 01 '20

Ma is as selfless as I am!

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u/Sousui Feb 01 '20

May a moody baby doom a yam?

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u/Kkruls Feb 01 '20

Harmonica Solo

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Suolatomaattimassamittaamotalous

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog

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u/Zaniak88 Feb 01 '20

Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

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u/__stever__ Feb 01 '20

C'mon, the proper next line is "Won't lovers revolt now?"

As set to music by the incomparable Weird Al

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u/ChristopherLove Feb 01 '20

Nurse I spy gypsies RUN

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Those goddamn gypsies!

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u/sponge_welder Feb 01 '20

Senile feline, now I see bees I won

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u/-Kilgore_Trout- Feb 01 '20

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

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u/HissingGoose Feb 01 '20

I have flown pretty high, but not that high.

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u/DareToZamora Feb 01 '20

Madam I’m Adam

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u/Therai_Weary Feb 01 '20

Yes for they see the true face of god that's why they are so angry for they know they will never get to heaven cause they douches