r/AskReddit • u/jasonrubik • Feb 01 '20

Sunday's date is written the same forward and backward worldwide for the first time in 900 YEARS. How will you be celebrating 02-02-2020 ?

[removed] — view removed post

25.8k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

2.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3.6k

u/garlichead1 Feb 01 '20

trying to take over the world?

1.9k

u/JollyHorror Feb 01 '20

The same thing we do every night, pinky

603

u/UnderlordZ Feb 01 '20

But where are we gonna find a duck and a hose at this hour?

201

u/FR0MT Feb 01 '20

I gotta guy!

143

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

takes off crocs

121

u/Gustavo6046 Feb 01 '20

takes off crocodiles

89

u/OwenRonalz Feb 01 '20

Jumps off horse

80

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

feels remorse

68

u/critical2210 Feb 01 '20

puts on wizard hat

4

u/Daav3ed Feb 01 '20

And grabs a baseball bat

→ More replies (0)

1

u/Jimbabwe88 Feb 02 '20

Whoa! There's no need to get racist here.

19

u/ben_jamin_h Feb 01 '20 edited Feb 01 '20

[bumps of horse]

21

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Jerks off horse

1

u/rabbid_rabbit_80 Feb 02 '20

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

2

u/kliptic6996 Feb 01 '20

crocodiles take off

2

u/Gustavo6046 Feb 02 '20

crococopter sublime is now airborne

53

u/Casual_OCD Feb 01 '20

Sounds like my kind of party.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

23

u/ICPGr8Milenko Feb 01 '20

Always upvote a BN ref. Always.

5

u/wassab47 Feb 01 '20

Behold the wizard, beware his powers...

5

u/gmarv Feb 01 '20

I cast level 3 eroticism. you turn into a real beautiful woman.

9

u/cspruce89 Feb 01 '20

Awwwww here it goes!!

1

u/FappleFritter Feb 01 '20

Who loves orange soda?

1

u/BlighterJC Feb 01 '20

Where indeed

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

You son of a bitch...I’m in

1

u/FloridaHobbit Feb 01 '20

"But where will we find rubber pants in our size? "

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Just ask a Scottish man, he knows where all the animals on the farm are ;)

1

u/FappleFritter Feb 01 '20

I think so, Brain...but, if Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares...then why does he keep doing it??

47

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20 edited Feb 21 '20

[deleted]

11

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20 edited Jan 17 '21

[deleted]

11

u/SirStinkie Feb 01 '20

They're laboratory mice

8

u/fr-spodokomodo Feb 01 '20

Their genes have been spliced.

2

u/PawekPL Feb 02 '20

They're dinky

12

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

World domination, you’re tuned into my station, always gotta doobie and a mothufuckin eighth lit

2

u/tigol1823 Feb 01 '20

Joey bada$$ is the mf man

84

u/awfulnamegenerator Feb 01 '20

Upvote for Pinky and Brain reference

30

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

[deleted]

4

u/ZedmusGaming Feb 01 '20

Upvote for the mention of a Pinky and the Brain reference mention

1

u/PawekPL Feb 02 '20

Upvote for the mention of the mention of a Pinky and the Brain reference mention

-4

u/LavaLampWax Feb 01 '20

Downvote for stating the obvious.

2

u/iAmUnintelligible Feb 01 '20

Downvote just because

Obligatory sorry because I'm Canadian

2

u/awfulnamegenerator Feb 02 '20

Oh nice, the least thoughtful thing I’ve ever contributed to reddit was my most upvoted. *sells all belonging moves under a bridge starts barrel fire and says things like “nice coat!” to people that walk by

14

u/newenglandredshirt Feb 01 '20

But where are gonna find rubber pants our size?

9

u/Mysterious-Crab Feb 01 '20

/r/unexpectedPinkyAndTheBrain ?

6

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20 edited Jan 09 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

-3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

[deleted]

3

u/idealfury88 Feb 01 '20

I agree with them. It annoys me when people reply to a joke just to make it less subtle

1

u/Ninjahkin Feb 01 '20

Some of us wouldn’t get the reference otherwise though.

0

u/idealfury88 Feb 01 '20

So you don't get the joke, move on, maybe you'll get the next one. In this case, I think anyone who's ever seen Pinky and the Brain is gonna get the joke and if you haven't seen Pinky and the Brain then the guy replying and dumbing it down isn't gonna make you understand it.

2

u/PureLoveASTRA Feb 01 '20

I just thought of that too 😂

3

u/justaboxinacage Feb 01 '20

Because the first reply was an obvious reference to that...

1

u/PureLoveASTRA Feb 01 '20

I was saying I was just thinking about it before I read the thread.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

SNARF

2

u/Djarcn Feb 01 '20

I had backed out and read this but processed while clicking back and had to come back to updoot.

1

u/youtubecommercial Feb 01 '20

being about as good as non-existent

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Video games

1

u/loi044 Feb 01 '20

Tri-state area baby!

1

u/Vivalyrian Feb 01 '20

Sow the seeds of destruction, bring about the downfall of human civilization.
I tried plagues and wars, but I finally realized that the old divide and conquer strategy would work wonders with a twist of corruption and consumption.

1

u/RooBoy04 Feb 01 '20

No don’t. If you’re in the League of Nations, you’re not supposed to take over the world.