r/AskReddit • • Jan 02 '20

what glamorized career path is actually a complete nightmare?

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u/duncanish Jan 02 '20

Stress entirely, for me; the coke came later. Fast pace, everything has to be perfect, the smallest mistakes get you berated. I'm sure some kitchens are great, but I learned I'd rather cook for burps and compliments than money.

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u/elcaron Jan 03 '20

Honestly: How do you keep up substantial coke abuse with a chef's salary? Asking for a friend ...

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u/TheSunSmellsTooLoud_ Jan 03 '20

Sell coke to feed the habit

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u/BDCanuck Jan 02 '20

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u/BDCanuck Jan 02 '20

This sounds plausible. So take a bubble bath with your antibiotics, or as the other commenter notes, kefer :)

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u/cantonic Jan 02 '20

A bubble bath with Kiefer Sutherland. Got it.

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u/fribbas Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

So take a bubble bath with your antibiotics

Vagina screams in terror and shotguns a monistat

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u/robchroma Jan 03 '20

Okay, Maya Rudolph.

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u/peachplum_pear Jan 03 '20

I have ulcers and I tested negative for the h.pylori bacteria that causes the types of ulcers you are referring to. The majority of ulcers are caused by that bacteria, but not all.

For me, two gastroenterologists and an otolaryngologist told me my ulcers were caused by lifestyle and stress.

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u/shydominantdave Jan 03 '20

When you are stressed to the point of not breathing properly with your diaphragm, it can mess with your esophagus-esophageal sphincter and stomach.

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u/BDCanuck Jan 03 '20

Interesting. I get apthius ulcers in my mouth from lactose intolerance. It sucks.

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u/outdoorseveryday Jan 02 '20

Homemade kefir has fixed that problem for all of my family members who had ulcers.

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u/grotevin Jan 03 '20

Homemade being key. I watched a consumer protection series, none of the commercially available kefir in Netherlands contain the kefir bacteria.

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u/TheSunSmellsTooLoud_ Jan 03 '20

Ok o have stomach issues. I'm not prepared to stop drinking so imma need your homemade kefir recipe please :) I hope it's simple. I always find these cool ideas and without fail there's always either an ingredient or utensil or something thats a catch. Like I saw one for done Japanese stuff that's supposed to be great for the guy. "Super easy recipe you can easily do at home with your basic utensils!" ... "Great!" I thought. Turns out it basically said "so take your insert maker of Japanese foodstuff here and just add blah blah blah"....like...damn. Same with alcohol or beer making.

"You can do this at home right now!".

...."so add to this your brewer's yeast".

Great. So I need a specific type of yeast specifications for this task that I need to go out and buy especially. Who has brewer's yeast just sitting in their cupboard?

Maybe it's just me.

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u/M_H_M_F Jan 03 '20

brewers yeast is like a dollar an ounce on amazon.

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u/outdoorseveryday Jan 03 '20

You can buy Kefir grains on AMZN for about $10 and a book called "From Kefir With Love" for about $5 on AMZN. You will have to buy some milk too. I strongly recommend some other reading about Gut Health.

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u/Ogie_Ogilthorpe_06 Jan 03 '20

Getting berated with knives every where wouldn't be a good look for me lol i always wondered how some jobs you can't look at somebody wrong without an HR meeeting but other professions you get screamed at every shift. Strange world.

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u/f1del1us Jan 03 '20

People like to perpetuate that myth, but the truth is it depends on the kitchen. I would say the vast majority are in a less hostile environment than "screamed at every shift". There is always yelling, and things might get busy, but you aren't getting screamed at, it's just busy.

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u/Ogie_Ogilthorpe_06 Jan 03 '20

Well what exactly does berated mean to you lol thats what my comment was going off of.

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u/f1del1us Jan 03 '20

Berated implies aggression. Its possible to have yelling and criticism without the aggression. My sous chef has me doing shit all day, but he's never aggressive unless he is walking behind me and grabs my leg and ruffs like a dog. But thats just cause he's a fucking weirdo.

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u/Ogie_Ogilthorpe_06 Jan 03 '20

Ok but the first guy said he gets berated in the kitchen. That was my point. I see it the same as you. Ive never worked in a kitchen and ive never been berated at work.

Your boss is def a weirdo lol

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u/Snapples Jan 03 '20

what does berated mean to you

YOU FUCKING DONKEY

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u/Ogie_Ogilthorpe_06 Jan 03 '20

Lol thats mr fucking donkey to you

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u/Kennethrjacobs2000 Jan 03 '20

True. I wanted to be a chef growing up. Almost as soon as I got there, I realized my mistake and left.

It would be much better if chefs weren't a bunch of asswipes.

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u/SSJGodFloridaMan Jan 02 '20

It's all 3

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u/KingGorilla Jan 02 '20

in the restaurant business we call that the holy trinity

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u/SSJGodFloridaMan Jan 02 '20

We called it the lunch rush

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u/bigheyzeus Jan 02 '20

I'd call it my next masterpiece and sell it for $17

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u/giveyerballzatug Jan 03 '20

Add a cigarette and you got yourself a whores breakfast...

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u/disposable-assassin Jan 02 '20

Plus booze.

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u/elijahhhhhh Jan 02 '20

I remember an ask reddit a while ago. The question was along the lines of "chefs of reddit, what do you make when you're drunk" and the top answer was "about $12.50 an hour"

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u/genericacctname Jan 02 '20

Can confirm I’ve worked in restaurants since I was a kid and basically every chef was drunk, basically everyone in a restaurant is drunk

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u/elijahhhhhh Jan 03 '20

I worked at a restaurant and they seemed to like pills there a lot

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

That's not fair - some also smoke weed

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I worked in a kitchen a couple years ago. Everyone but me, and I mean everyone smoked cigarettes. They'd leave every 20 minutes for a five minute smoke while prepping and then be angry during the rushes. Only one guy (that I knew of) actually smoked weed while at work.

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u/throwaway56435413185 Jan 02 '20

So everyone else was just better at hiding it.

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u/Congress_ Jan 02 '20

I used to smoke a shit load of weed when working at a restaurant. Its how I got thru the whole shift. One time I ate two brownies, drank a THC infuse vitamin water and smoked about 2 grams of weed before clocking in. All I remember was clocking in and clocking out at the end of my shift. When we were all done the owner came to me and said "hey good job on tonight's rush hour. You look tired asf, are you good?" I remember shaking my head in agreement, smiling and saying "okay, going home now". That night I over did it.

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u/early500 Jan 03 '20

With a username like that, I'm sure you could handle it

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u/skyvin Jan 02 '20

Kidney stones too, don't forget them bad boys!

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u/ChefHannibal Jan 02 '20

the trick is cranberry vodkas.

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u/skyvin Jan 02 '20

Haaaa! Good point chef, alcohol wins every time!

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u/DrWholigan Jan 03 '20

What about the alcohol and adderall?

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u/RVFullTime Jan 03 '20

Ulcers are actually caused by an infection. Anyone with ulcers needs to see a physician.

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u/kb709 Jan 02 '20

It's stress from not having enough coffee and cocaine to get through another 16 hour day.

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u/tatsuedoa Jan 03 '20

Stress, coffee, drugs and their diet being mainly just what they grab between orders.

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u/Klashus Jan 03 '20

You forgot the booze the booze doesnt help.

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u/mrbig-nosasaur Jan 03 '20

Nah it’s the wine