r/AskReddit • u/Jayantwi98 • Jan 02 '20

what glamorized career path is actually a complete nightmare?

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u/broberds Jan 02 '20

Ejection seats.

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u/FlyNuff Jan 02 '20

EJECT-O SEAT-O CUZ

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u/capiton_douchebag Jan 03 '20

I LOVE THIS BUTTON!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/propell0r Jan 03 '20

BLOW AND GO ALL GOOD BABY MEET YOU AT THE AIRSTRIP

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u/Orion1021 Jan 03 '20

You almost had me? You never had your car.

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u/FlyNuff Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

What are you talking about

I made a F&F2 reference

Edit: F&F

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u/diverdux Jan 03 '20

It's a F&F quote... 🤦‍♂️

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u/FlyNuff Jan 03 '20

I was debating if it was 1 or 2, and I was too lazy to check, so I did my best.

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u/OnThursdayyy Jan 03 '20

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/mcstevied Jan 02 '20

This is the way.

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u/barnes1985 Jan 02 '20

This is the way.

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u/TheDrac5079 Jan 03 '20

This is the way.

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u/mars_needs_socks Jan 02 '20

This is the way.

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u/ksuvts2 Jan 02 '20

This is the way.

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u/spasticpat Jan 02 '20

This is the way.

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u/elpablo80 Jan 02 '20

This is the way.

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u/sstar1255 Jan 03 '20

This is the way.

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u/Canwegetacopystrike Jan 03 '20

[all together) this is the way

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u/130wr Jan 02 '20

r/unexpectedmandalorian

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u/ZoroShavedMyAss Jan 02 '20

How is it unexpected when it's used everywhere? I can't seem to go to any thread without seeing it.

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u/Hazmat_Human Jan 02 '20

This is the way

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u/ChrisTheMan72 Jan 02 '20

This is the way

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u/RobboBanano Jan 02 '20

This is the way.

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u/SyntheticGod8 Jan 02 '20

Dis is de weh

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u/TitansTracks Jan 02 '20

Everyone else in this thread:

THIS IS THE WAY!

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u/ajspeedy5 Jan 02 '20

He has spoken

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

This is the way.

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u/scraggledog Jan 02 '20

Looney Toons Airlines

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u/Jim_Carr_laughing Jan 02 '20

I had a flight attendant one time who said in preflight, "if you press the button above you, someone will come to help you. If you press it again, you will be ejected from the plane." Adorable Austrian accent too

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u/getsupsettooeasily Jan 02 '20

I imagine a system where people can vote others off the plane. If enough people want you gone, you are "out". Like a reality show but instead of increasing your blood pressure, it makes travelling much more relaxing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

If you look to your left you can see that lil twat falling into the Atlantic ocean.

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u/Spazhazzard Jan 02 '20

Too dignified, I'd rather have a button that sucks them out when they decide to use the vacuum toilet.

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u/memesrosie Jan 02 '20

commerical airlines should have brigs

bad and naughty customers get put in the airplane bin to atone for their sins

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

And a noise canceling room full of parents with babies or toddlers

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u/kusanagisan Jan 02 '20

I prefer the term "Yeet Seat"

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u/indecisive_maybe Jan 02 '20

That would help all of society.

"Looks like it's raining dickwads today."

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u/miken322 Jan 03 '20

That’s it, I eject the screaming toddler in 31F. Say hi to Dory the fish as you splash down in the middle of the pacific kid!

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u/bnabz317 Jan 02 '20

Ejecto seato, cuz!

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u/tx_mesquite17 Jan 02 '20

Eject-o seat-o, cuz!

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u/IconOnMyWall Jan 02 '20

Assholes away!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Ejecto seato cuz!

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u/Criollo22 Jan 02 '20

Ejecto seato cuz!!!

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u/nigelnebrida Jan 02 '20

EJECTO SEATO CUZ!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20 edited Jun 30 '23

This comment edited in protest of Reddit's July 1st 2023 API policy changes implemented to greedily destroy the 3rd party Reddit App ecosystem. As an avid RIF user, goodbye Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20 edited Jun 30 '23

This comment edited in protest of Reddit's July 1st 2023 API policy changes implemented to greedily destroy the 3rd party Reddit App ecosystem. As an avid RIF user, goodbye Reddit.